what IS the latest version of photoshop, that is available for linux? % for me it's all about the same, northern countries.. blondes girls :) cute little boys also FoRSaken-: /j #linuxgay FoRSaken-: yeah, like paedophilia or what? scud: hehe .. i was just filling in what F0rged really wanted to say :) % zinx: cool i mailed your about ping flooding :) i have about 12 incoming packet logs % isn't freebsd, linux? what is the difference? is slackware, linux? % i know fucko % fuck someone have hacked ftp.linuxwarez.com ping -f ftp.linuxwarez.com so we can retake it % Zap-W> i'll use kvirc is better then bithc.x.x. % what is the user/password for ftp.linuxwarez.com % what's the difference btwn the bash and korn shell? RichieB: the letters k o r and n % Who's offering the Good Morning Vietnam Vol 1 & 2? TrN: i do jabu^: Elite. If I was a chick, I'd give you head for those. % <`syntax> accelx works good. in the same way that windows works good % ùíù obelix [~obelix@client32007.atl.mediaone.net] has joined #linuxwarez need some warez ùíù obelix [~obelix@client32007.atl.mediaone.net] has left #linuxwarez % phucknut was a whore err is a whore Topper: you drunk? PhuCknuT: getting there dude, getting there % I will give head if someone can give me the freebsd oss license % my extremly stable win98 just crashed.. % i like gettiong fucked in teh ass daily % the word "Manhole" has some pretty gooey sexual connotations "LET ME ENTER YOUR MANHOLE!" "MY FRIEND TED GOT STUCK IN THE MANHOLE" % i wonder who thought of this circumcision thing them damned jews % anyone know why i would not be able to log into my box from anything but another telnet client on a unix box, i'm using redhat 5.2 % he runs Unix Sun SOLARIS. He doesn't *NEED* tcpip. % Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx % where is the serial # for Linux Torvalds? % -driz- Sending you [1 file(s) 48 KB]: [iRCUZi.irc] CONTAINS THE ELITE /MADCREW FLOOD!! [iRCUZi.irc] (irc script for unix) % The penis is very disfunctional % Hi! .. i'm a courier of 0-0 day (0-1 hours) .. if anyone need me .. /msgme % i'll ident flood you till i lag so bad i have to stop % [[MaD]:~Mad72@171-26-176.ipt.aol.com] how do you hack? % THATS RIGHT MEAT! US JEWS STICK TOGETHER! % * [#war-room] SirGrey 's lookn for flash for mirc % I am a 21 year old male swede who likes to make love to cows. % The @ in front of your name. WHat does it mean??? % what does a + mean besides someones name in an IRC channel? % is a person named trout mad at me, my status window is going berserk % HI MADCREW SUX0RS PENIS % FUCK GIRLS.... all i need is my left hand % any1 know whats the icmp command in ircII % *Filcher* Filch means to steal I thought filching was like shoving a rodent up you butt and letting it wiggle or some such shnit % i need the scrollz source so that i could port it to windows % Looking for Microsoft Bob.. msg for trade % but how are you on IRC without AOL? % > [msg(caren-)] how many rolls does your left pinky have? % -> [msg(caren-)] ill spread butter all over your rolls, % (msg[Caren-]) can i go swimming in your belly? % [!so!] QUIT: behemoth[behemoth@Cust2.Max6.Kansas-City.MO.MS.UU.NET] (Local kill by Brett (stop asking me how much myc charges per blowjob)) @[1:12am] % TruBBle sets mode: +b *!*abyss@*.clark.net *sn1f*... where will i get my dog porno now?!?! % can I play with the anal probes on her? % Aol quote of the year: you ppl need to leave others alone... the only reason you dislike me is cos you have no respect for yourselves.... % peroxide has 37737 cut and paste % (linxy) now i will not send you those porno's i made of me for your birthday % perox, you cant totally scrolly my screen like justin does.. % you touch yourself and makes funny noises? % i sent chrisp my pic FREE AcCOUNT TO THE GIRL WITH TITS! % you can fuck camels 10000000 times before you have to feed them water % <[fEAR]:#dragonrealm> when is the next netsplit? % * p1 puts in the anal plug. % haha.how do yew hack.....with an axe % i shave my anal hairs for better performance of the can % (myn[freq@host7.ppp0.nation.org]) I don't do war % da5id: i will sexor you for juarez % is there a dom. womam out here who wants a male slave to punish msg me % (webba) I'm 18.. nature says I need sex all the time % (bootleg:#ircii) anyone know where to get ircii for dos? % iM goNNA gEtchoo fROM bEHinD liKE a gAY cONviCT % can you get this infoz on a girlie in asia for me? Her name is Vai Wong Daim % only 2 bucks? [d]mans mom charges 10 % (dn:#c0de) how can u be detached in ircii (dn:#c0de) i thought it was a win95 feature % because i was too scared of being icmp'ed i always irc'ed from a shell =) % -assrape da5id % <_husk> i remember hearing about someoen dns spewfing *@* on newnet, and flooding with it, and getting *@* glined % i ranked a 'Mac Guru' on the mac hacker quiz % tortured: are you a irc hacker dude? % i'm a lonely 14-year old homosexual who has nothing to do but sit on irc and pretend i have a life. since when is that a sin? % ill be thinking of you when im praying to the porciline god % If I found out who is killing me i will kick in your fucking door and fuck your mother % Melen has been sucking my penis lately, ill talk to him. he's been taking mine up his ass % I ain't no e-mail slut I get So sick of being stared at but, with my good looks and all..what else is to be expected? % i need my bestiality pr0n!@#$%^ % <_Billy_> i really hveta get ops back or my dad will ground me cuz my bot got ping'd out b4 it opped us back % hi. i own you. send me all your mirc scripts or i will hack your ass bitch % "WEBBA CAN Y0U SCRIPT ME SOMETHING THAT KILLZ RUZZIAN CONNECTIONZ?" % anyone heard of sirc.c ? % [Ryno(Ryno16@173-249-59.ipt.aol.com)] man are you seriou about novel hacking? Cas my group needs a man in that section % [Ryno(Ryno16@173-249-59.ipt.aol.com)] we hackied bmg many a time % [Ryno(Ryno16@173-249-59.ipt.aol.com)] well we got this one dude who hacked dominos pizza one time, he got like 50 free pizzas, fringe benifits i guess you could say % I HAVE SOMETHING IN MAH FUXEN EYE THEN I GUESS YOU CAN'T SEE US TALKIN SHIT ABOUT YOU % Hiroshima 45, Chernobyl 86, Windows 95 % [17:13] [CraZy-MaN!Indigo@ts000p5.pop2a.netvision.net.il] if i take a piss on your face weee ???....fuckit...ill piss on you anyway % FUCK MY BROTHER JUST HIT MY NUT % 8ball is keyz a fucking genius? NO % i need to draw a picture of Chuck(tm) stabbing Mr. Linux Penguin with his fucking trident spear. % a warez-pup could kick any emu loser's ass any day % <_jeff> gza: gimme tv.bx or i analfuck yer dog _jeff, go right ahead, shes in heat % HI WHO DO YOU SEND EMAIL?>??????? MY MOM SAYS I GOTTA GO BYE!!!!! % no but i just had a jizz overflow % [í] TacoKing is looking for a pre compiled gcc for linux 2.30.0 does anyone here have it..? also.. i cant figure out how to mount my CD rom, floppy drive, and shit like that.. anyone have suggestions % what r T1's % its about time you quit netsexing desys and got off in real life rachel, and that doesnt include your two fingers. % biatch, will u give me some sucky sucky? % [osirus(osis@scranton130.voicenet.com)] lern to spell whore % Alfie: what does screen do? % I have walking pneumonia hmmm who gave that to you? % Never insert a disk into the drive upside down. The data can fall off the surface of the disk and jam the intricate mechanics of the drive. % <#mircscripts/BoggieMan> will WinZip decompress a .c file ? % i dont like it - I am going back to Dalnet % [osirus/osis@scranton107.voicenet.com] i will sell my computer for crack % lots of guys showed me their dicks on iphone!!!! % Hilary!~camtule@ip-pdx04-18.teleport.com why are you sending me purple notes on my status window?...wot are these remote connections? % I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE A CLOSE MINDED ASSHOLE!%&%&@ % === (kick\#mp3) BIGDADDY[BIGDADDY@ptp121.praxis.net] kicked YOU off #mp3 [And STAY OUT! YOU ARE DADDYLISTED! [-BIG_©_«§çRíþT§»_®_DADDY-]] % has anyone ever screwed a girl rodeo style??? % I tasted my own cum once % * Phi|ip says m using ULTIMATE v3.0 Power+ IRC program of the eleite!!! with mIRC v4.0 % [|DrJ|(drj@p42.tcusa.net)] I do hate to leave.. but I have better things to do than to listen to you verbally attack my mother % i had #aussiwarez and they WINNUKED ME % * SomeOne[#california] wonders why no one is elite % is there a way to check if your modem is windows only % is there a way to make your 28.8 modem idsn speed % if yer a chick and you swallow, yer wanted more.. % girls should be trained to swallow from a young age % its not like you want to be "down there" when shes on pms..lol your whole face would be red nicklar % i dont know if i trust any of you guys...youll probably try to sodomize me or something % -blofeld(blofeld@pm4-tst103.tstonramp.com)- You have been added to blofeld's ignore list. Have a nice day. ;-) % Hey! Do you want me to get an IRCop to get rid of you.. Stop harrassing me and my friends. % ÷÷÷ ((OperKill)) abyss was killed by myc(39) (1of1) no multiple connections, read the motd.) % (þ) #ircii/MySchlong waves hi to the channel % here ill send you some porn! you tell me this girl isnt beautiful, wow look at those tits! % but it costs 20 bucks to shitp it err shit it err ship it there % i am trying to talk my dad into giving me his 17" % i am gay 100% % mount -t fight /dev/chris/foot /dev/cres/MOUTH % BITCH YOU WALK AROUND WITH YOUR BRA TOO TIGHT % *** tink- is now known as dk- i am 31337 % i dont care, im gay % i like mad anal seckz with armz % methos, i am growing an extra penis from my armpit % * hobo is still looking for a SGM (Single gay male) named Horace, my name is rex (1800HOTGAYS), ask for Rex Sheit % * SysFreeze/#100%sexpics is away fucking a girl msg's saved pager is off I have been away since 11:14 PM % yeah, suddenly my dad would walk in my room, I'd be screaming, with my hard dick hanging out, looking at hanson ands hit % >>> (msg(unixboy)) IM YOUR FATHER % Tell me where to start....Im ready to learn hacking I want to learn about TeLnEt % my wallpaper is a picture of my own penis % i am quite retarded % I think i'm bisexual, actually. % !Jon2:*! I AM LOOKING FOR A SHEMALE % [!] quit: cYbErPuKe[zipper@ebony.iav.com] (i WaS JuSt HaXeD By DeMoNNiTe @[8:33am] ...[!so!]) [9:43am] % Hey, is IRC just Minnesota or is it everywhere??. % [Wet-Willy/~jaimethom@hd63-066.hil.compuserve.com] do you have a compuserve script?? % <_vidiot> I'm on the phone with the stupidest man in the world % i'm rubbing your long, hard cock i swallow and moan in pleasure % im fucking 4'7" 163lbs! do you think im dumb enuf to take a pic of myself??? % whats ~ mean#$% % !mr_bill:*! what , me, in a warez channel? nah. % linux is just a win95 plugin anyway isnt it? % i am going to go masturbate now % <]SKETCH[> can bitchx run on mirc? % i once gave a hamster a blowjob % stan999 on @#gaygainers #GayTruckers @#gaychub #Gaymich #gaywrestle @#gay-giant-men @#gay-tall-men % what's head % the tush, turrents syndrome shell, randomly displays swearwords and instead of saying "lame: Command not found." it will say "fuck you bitch, learn how to use unix" % hooked on snortin cock NO i mean coke you can snort cock? % !ImPaCt:*! I'm out, I'm clueless .. % QUIT CALLING ME SEMENNITE U FUCK % a horses penis is longer than my arm (he must measure) % give that back before i pingflood you with my aussie sites ive got 5 hosts running 100 byte pingfloods on dioxide % fuck you ther ey elves fod fucking damnit % i love to play with the goats and touch the elephant cocks % [jARimbaud(iam-sexual@polyester.net)] beetch. I might have taken irc like crazy at one point.. but I careless now.. as u can tell.. but u.. u and i got a vieneta... and looks like yer on irc more then i.. so i'll pound you reality.. i a % <#c0de/noob> so how does your thingie work % can somebody send me ICMP ping PING8.gz or sumffin % my girlfriend and I shared an intimant moment.. we shaved eachother's moustaches % !Jon2:*! vile you mothafucka, why you diss penis? % I DENIED HIM ACCESS TO MY BACK DOOR! % (Leareth[si@user-37kbs87.dialup.mindspring.com]) hey, uh, ill blow you for some aspirin =] % plus she laughed at my penii and said "ive seen bigger clits!#@$" % <_dman> i cant stop giggling <_dman> im a girl % well when i'm on irc and i'm pretending to be a girl i'm usually really rich and seckzi too (ed. that was pr0ng :D) % she prolly doesn't have pubez all the better fresh and shaved % [***] operkill: Osc killed torture ((torture@indus.globalserve.net) invites you to join #gay-oper-sex) % how do i get into IRC in ircii ? % NO, ITS NEXT TO MY SUPER ULTRA FAST KILLER MEGA THIRTY-THREE-THOUSAND-BIT-PER-SECOND MODEM.. % How do you get more sperm to come out? I only get a little. % Is there anything wrong with ejaculating into my own mouth? % im straight, but i get off by letting another man rub my dick while i think of my dad % i swear to god these ppl my parents invited over for the weekend are fucking in my bed % (StoneMan[ZaChrist@cnc083035.concentric.net]) What the heck are you trying to pull. People will WinNuke you for that % <[-bX1-]> I'm the only person on aol with a 2 gig linux partition... % <_dman> Leareth: past few weeks you have evolved into a pain in the arse % <_dman> ok i just owned an isp with imaps <_dman> how do i backdoor it <_dman> ok like i ps -aux'd this isp % napster help me secure my wind0ze 95 box@#$ % and i have a nicer ass!%$#@ yeh % khaled is probably a elite unix administator that knows C like his pubic hair % god people are dumb i should hold a training seminar 'intro to breathing' % <[m1]> yeah im gonna pick up babes at comdex <[m1]> id need a forklift and 2 boxes of twinkies for that % [***] #fatkids: Topic was changed at 06:55AM by knox to: New Joke: % vi agra % <[m1]> how hard is it for the penisfloggers who code shells to add a few lines of code that let you fucking use the arrow keys % wget has saved me multitudes of clicking in my illustrious porn career % haha you guys are dangerous with that thing <[m1]> that's what she said <[m1]> 'ow my eye' % get smurfed, get smurfed, we all like getting smurfed.. lala lala lalalaalalalal % Hey can someone please give me an ftp with any psx games on it? Please I just wanna DL one b4 I go to bed. Thanks % yeah, her mom and dad came over and we had an orgy % <[NTDude]> Bah, well no one asked you anyways, and besides, MCSE's make more $$ than you linux lamerz % about time Sun catches up with MS. % how do i setup my cd-r for playing music CD's? Im using AccelX % i live in NT % HOW DO YOU STREAM MOVIES WITH AN MP3 REAL TELENET SERVER FOR THE WEB?!!?! USING REDDHAT FOR WINDWOS MSG ME!!!! % excuse me...we just got the internet. % christ, cyberfr0g: yes, you called?:) % Windows Error 008: Broken window. Watch out for glass fragments. % pat_boone, YOU try clipping my beastie % wjr: nah, after his wonderful wine experiences, he's gonna code it in VB % Warning: ardvark Is Using mIRC þþ ardvark [bcoolbaby@nemglan.webice.net] has left #linuxMP3 % tiemcop: your a whore % i can live without drugs... i'd die without pussy i tried to ween myself away from sex by whacking off once in a while, now i just do both all the time % þ TrN/#LinuxWareZ is running Netscape 1.0 in WINE. :) % bbl.. (eating and chatting in diff windows..) % jabu^: bonus penis paces homus :)))))) % LrdDetain/#linuxmp3 is away: (work.. shit.. im .. 4 hours late [BX-MsgLog On] % no, I get paid more then your mom, I know this shit % I'm IRC Trick-or-Treating. % —¡— CTCP VERSION reply from GNU: mIRC32 v4.7 K.Mardam-Bey % I'm a nice girl. I hate it on the first date when I accidentally have sex. accidental sex rules % "Binaries may die but source code lives forever" - Microsoft % who needs 95/98/Linux/Solaris, when there's NT? % Warning: cs Is Using mIRC yes i am and i am darn proud of it % Thatch: remember when kathy lee stopped all those children from working in sweat shops? Now they work for cheapbytes % hmm gotta start X , i have to pay my telephone bill % can sum1 tell me the variables for ping to ping someone lots n lots? % gizzard on Channels : @#gay-tall-men @#gay-giant-men #gaywrestle @#gayclub #gaytruckers #gaygainers #linuxMP3 % i have a real connection too it's 28.8 % <|DaRK|> o/~ Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell sum rum! ~\o % Warning: C00|i0 Is Using mIRC I need help % when I was like 5 some kids down the street gave me a ton of acid % can u ban other people from internet with ICQ 99? % [ice/bx] winnuke: ZombieMan [zombie@is.about.to.fucking.ow.nu] % sometimes I get naked and roll nude in large vats of jello, is that a sin? ,ùíù mode/#jesus [+b *!*neonhaze@*.243.239.208.in-addr.arpa] by Dano, >>> You have been kicked off #Jesus by Dano (Bye!) % has it occured to anyone else that "aol for dummies" is an extremely redundant name for a book % * DAnke Is looking for someone who has a linux server with imapd running on it, he is trying to test a new exploit on a few different systems before he reports it to cert, please msg him if you can help % ùnDaWGù do u have mirc.c ? (RFC1413@1Cust119.tnt1.santa-clara.ca.da.uu.net) % rasauq: I am not attractive Demonishi: i saw yer pic, and i bed to differ % there is new function implemented in amok by me & ldj french ppl should do /qui a warez to get warez . þþþ SignOff glump: #linuxwarez (a warez) % DEAD GIRLS DONT SAY NO % still harrasing ppl on #jesus i quit they were threatening me with hell % now some fag wants me prolly you arent gay? no, i'm hetero baybay! % how do retarded gerbils do it? % 'i know the kid that fucked the inflatable sheep, dont test me' % Puzzled: watch out, it'll anally rape you too! % yeh, i got it stuck in my zipper % Stop telneting to my dreams idiots! % all i have left of my old lame shit is a avi of 2 bunnies fuckiing % Da51d - u the same Da5id from #macfilez? % === epoch has changed the topic on channel #e to: Netsplits make me horny! % KainX:What should I do with my free time? <@KainX> SRL: Have sex. % <[G`Kar]> pheer 17 inches..my god % And I told him that if I saw him here again I was gonna take him around the back and beat his ass again and take all his clothes off and fuck his ass with a screwdriver and throw him naked in the road. % hmm I alwyas sit on my butt.... sometimes play with my penis too... % anyone here have mount.exe? % Anyone has Xinsides CDE...? or any other CDE thats portable to Slackware 3.5--`? % CuR: are you dumb Jabu....duh...who putted money in U ...? % [CuR(newbie@195.198.28.220)] Fuck U ...do I know U or somethin ...? % jabu^ is trn's nick: trn? Ucentral: slip me a twenty and I might remember Amok: you mean a virtual twenty Amok: do you remeber it or know it? Ucentral: no comment, and you can quote me Amok: why would i want to quote you? Ucentral: slip me a twenty and I might remember % there is great ftp on 127.0.0.1 jabu^: what was the l/p last time you used it? % ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight % send me a woman I am excited % ð TimeCop/#linuxwarez is a fucking retard % úëú Lammah_ pisses quietly on his win95 box % sup3rm4n: use dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda aeonflux, i did aeonflux, my hda linux is in hda2 so use hda2 instead ? use hda2 % My 15" can't do much % [ctcp(braneded)] VERSION >>> braneded [timothy@braneded.ml.org] requested VERSION from jabu^ [braneded(timothy@braneded.ml.org)] must be elite [msg(braneded)] must be braindead windoz user % ldj: can i be your male dominant slave, and do wonderful things with gerbils and toilet paper rolls youve never heard of? , flewid: never heard of? what do you think i am, an anal virgin? % i want a tattoo on my ass that says "for ldj only" % Can someone tell me how to really, really hurt someone on IRC. Someone that might know what they're doing. % spline: I guess you're all tough when you're all tough when you're dressed up in your hokey equipment too, or driving in your car on the hifgway. One day I'll find one of you little fuckers that mouth me on IRC and we'll see. % hey anyone know what the email addy is for the makers of slackware?, i do, but i'm not going to tell you, because you dont need to bother him with your stupid questions, i wanna find out if linux supports Soundblaster live % when I get high, when everyone talks to me why do they sound like charlie brown's teacher? % actually, I don't consider myself a pedofile % I need the KDE !! /msg me TANKS % what is the good login for ftp.linuxwarez.com? % <[me]> is lwz radio still 28.8k ? % there are 3 clients worth its name for linux scrollz, epic and bX and MIRC!!! % DrFrancky: bible won't help, welcome to the dark side % pls help me... does ne1 got wingate server mounted? % jabu^: HTML MAIL IS NOT GAY GODDAMNIT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT UNLESS PEOPLE USE CHEAP ASS MAIL-CLIENTS THAT DON'T SUPPORTIT!@#!$!@#$!$#!@#$!#%$@!$@#%@#^T#!$^@$#~@#! % im jewish fuck you % gravity is a myth, the earth sucks. % I like to just sit and think and play with your penis ye and fingering my ass and god knows what more % [DrEvil]: i think you need extra course in english language <[DrEvil]> domb asses <[DrEvil]> you all enwbies muther fuckers [[DrEvil](morradi@ti34a96-0211.dialup.online.no)] i NEED SOMWHERE TO PUT MY INDEX.HTML PAGE!! [[DrEvil](morradi@ti34a96-0211.dialup.online.no)] ISS TAHT TOO FUCLKING HRAD TO UNDERTAND?? FOR YOUR LITLE NUTTY BRAINSIZES??? % [[DrEvil](morradi@ti34a96-0211.dialup.online.no)] fuck you.. and your silly assfucked mother % <[MrSMiTH]> grep shows all the shit yer cpu is doing right ?, <[MrSMiTH]> ps aux | grep ? % all gurls that uNF me on occasion and flirt wif me can have a shell % I love my qt/KDE It makes me jizz up a storm % "I just installed Linux RedHat and now it is sitting here saying 'LI' whats the passwrd?!" % Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today? % master peewee herpes % i need a proggie that will extract files from an ISO % his phone number is gonna be all over aol tomorrow % if olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from % neek/#crt will get da pussy tonight , ZombieMan> neek:mommy is coming home?, ZombieMan: yep thats it % laotzu, Do you know why qmail doesn't work on linux ? % <`GHOST_RIDER`> any wankers here? % someone's got a reg for linux in dos? % to calculate the radial path of my nutsack that is % [msg(madsniper)] hey you wanna chat [madsniper(ms@slip-32-100-186-212.tx.us.ibm.net)] hehe yer a guy, go away % laotse_> I'm going to get my eyes pierced., laotse_> then you dick pierced motherfuckers will look lame next to me, with my big studs in my eyes. % FreeBSD is unhackable % Zombie: no i will not give anyone root just in the UID # 0 same as root but not root % ùíù SignOff PrismA: #linuxMP3 (I will always love the false image I had of you) | ùíù SignOff alberto: #linuxMP3 (prisma will always love the false image he had of you [ToolZ] [C-Box]) % actually kde .. is simular to x11 .. which they all copied .. with the v-desktops and stufd % "I'm 19 and I can wank in the street if I feel like it!" % >>> LrdDetain [detain@is.god.of.detain.net] requested WhoAmI from you [ctcp(lrddetain)] GAY % I didn't know I had two fathers and a chemistry set, but no mother! % psykotyk coded his penis in ircii.. % shit the hell up? % <|Honey|> so is somebody gonna tell me what linux is??? linux is this really big dildo you shove it up your asshole <|Honey|> whatever...you guys suck % this is fucking linux channel not some lame windows channel do you knwo what linux is <|Honey|> hmmm...no...i don't know much about this shit...sorry =( hahaha <|Honey|> i'm just learning about channels and all that stuff....don't laugh at me...i'm new at this =P % c ya gnome & fsf , now we have superiour program (kde) and superiour license % did you ever picture your mother while having sex? % did you ever picture your father while he is fucking you in the ass % i dont even know what x11 is hore why would i talk to you about it % i run 7th sphere PHEAR@!!#_)@ % i'd volunteer to eat free food too % I'm having trouble connecting to ftp.linuxwarez.com... what gives? keep trying hammer the site % my cousin by marriage is offering to lay me if i burn cds for her % Demonishi: Get a fat woman to wear courderoy pants and make her run around. The rubbing between her thighs is enough to make a spark. Then when her crotch is flaming, put the cig in it. % Ian_: so to light a cigarette, all you need is a fat woman, courderoy pants and a plate of cake? % I guess I could create an 'Emergency Cig. Lighter Kit'. I'll include one fat woman [300lbs + or your money back], a plate of Carrot Cake, and a Marlboro Red. % rasauq: ya. because of the nature of the dance.. can you imagine me in a tight outfit, hair all russled up, cat pain on my face, a tail, straped over a chair? Demonishi: no.. come over here and show me :) % spline: if you want that pic, you need to ship me slack cd's. demonishi: I will leave some "clinton-style" evidence on them % Tram-: plus, yer using mirc ð Tram- is quiet bye ùíù Tram- [Tram@sjas-13-1-3.sj.bigger.net] has left % What do you do with ur 365 used condoms? melt them down to a Tire and call it a "good-Year" % How do i fdisk this channel? % i love rotafers bottox... i just wanna rape them so baddly .. its not even funney % [Lord(Lord@dyn253ppp120.pacific.net.sg)] how would ftp.linuxwarez.com know I'm using my root password?password ? % windows is awesome | linux is so hard to learn | i tried and i cant figure it out % damnit i'm gay % well i dont care i have the collest job ever, phus: Cum mopper at the local gay porn theater? % Well, slackware is really obsolete. It has no package system - this used to be ok since all the other systems sucked, but debian is really an excellent "hacker's linux" % what exactly does xfree do % ne1 here know how to add numbers in linux? % If I'm gonna download BitchX for linux, where should I get it? % ‘‘‘ WarPigs was kicked off #linuxwarez by dem0nlord (Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!) [WarPigs(PiZzAIrC@lon-c45-016-vty228.as.wcom.net)] mmm...BRUTTA COSA STO' DEOP !! Perchè? ® PÎZz §©rÎpT© % SignOff WarPigs: #linuxwarez ( [® PÎZz §©rÎpT© 2.3 BModE] the Best Italian Script pizza script fucking italian script eww italian scripts &^$^&$ must be gay or suntin ;) % I want Games For linux... I am A major Warez Courier for Win95 ... % rasauq yeah..but i'm 100% sure that a commercial software is better off anything free % i wanna get a domain so i can run an ftp. % I have not masturbated in about a week and a half. Aren't you proud. % <[P0ThEaD]> are there any readily exploitable holes in a slack3.5 system? % I am _EVERYTHING_ that is _WRONG_ with the open source community % I'LL SUCK DICK FOR ACCELERATED X % Klame would be a double negative % I installed NT so my computer would be more secure % NT is s3cur3 d00d <-- Mothrog goes the way of Microsoft... % "I think there is something wrong with my ass!" -DiscoBean's sister % Hey what's good email client (supports pop3) that has an interface similar to MSOutlook/Outlook Express? % -ping | -ping | -ping | === kick/#linuxwarez.. TimeCop -> ldj (repeater) % sometimes i fill my butt with marbles % ohh exodus makes me jizz TimeCop: thats my favorite book of the bible too. Whats your favorite biblical character ? ldj: im talking exodus.net fool % hey ldj fr0br0 So I was jacking off in the igloo today, right.. And of a sudden this fucking tROUt came up and tried to nip at my schlong. % ùíù TimeCop [craigc@TimeCop.fucked.a.monkey.and.started.AIDS.in.Afri.ca] has left #linuxwarez [] % hahahahaahahh ldj rules that boy has problems % >>> You(ldj) are now known as C\WINDOWS HI MY NAMES FISSHHEAD BUT I USE I8086 BECAUSE I'M LAME IM 24 AND A VIRGIN go ldj % there needs to be an aol client for linux % wtf is /lost+found % i know c/c++, pascal, java ok, how do you declare an array in C? uh..i dont have to answer your lame questions..come to #makaveli and you'll see my power....[skwp joins #makaveli]....Prince_JZ sets mode +b skwp. skwp has been kicked (I AM ELITE) % Slayer!!! IcegIrL: your boyfriend arrived? yeah and hes gonna kick ur ass % ldj is bomb material Topper: heeelll yeah haha I'm top quality black ass you can beat me, whip me and rape me and I still will follow you % whats the meta tag to ahve a webpage reload someone.. anyone Topper: its % pubicare takes care of the elderly and anyone with diseased pubes % big tits are nasty >>> You have been kicked off #linuxwarez by Topper (bwk: big tits are nasty) % nuke the whore with Topper's nick yeah please [msg(Topper)] I need your long black prick in my skull [Topper(GT@ts14-008.southeast.net)] really? [Topper(GT@ts14-008.southeast.net)] m/f ? [msg(Topper)] I had a hole specially cut in my head just for skullfucking [Topper(GT@ts14-008.southeast.net)] god damn thats pretty fucked up!!!! but its turning me on! % [aeonflux(aeonflux@j00nix.org)] plastic beats flesh every time % Any application Linux Warez good ????? (sorry) Spawn_: yo quiero taco bell [Spawn_(Spawn@ppp-mad-469.inf.servicom.es)] whats taco bell ??? % does anoyone know what powertools-5.0 is? its like drills and chainsaws haha hahahaha and sanders and skill saws % what do you call an anerexic in a burning building? barbequed ribs % -[Una](erh@wpb-tcr1-93.evcom.net)- DONT LIST ME -[Una](erh@wpb-tcr1-93.evcom.net)- FUCK YOU [ctcp([Una])] CDCC -[Una](erh@wpb-tcr1-93.evcom.net)- Thank you for XDCC listing me hahaaha % I almost had a physic girlfriend once but she left me before we meet =( % *** ClueServ on channels @#linuxwarez % http://junior.apk.net/~jbarta/idiot/idiot.html % Is there a way to list all dirs and get info about how much all files takes in KB when ftp to a linux server ? % i think kDE has a really nice interface and the programs are great!! % <|Serpent|> Is that like bad for the kid if you have sex with a pregnant girl? % if some chick ever threw my clit around like they do in porn, i'd smack her % !learn -f Mothrog took my anal cherry what is a cherry i8086: All will be reveled in time little catipiller what is a cherry i8086: ask in #preteen % has netscape released the source yet? MASk: what hole have you been in???? wait..don't answer that <{Queue}> ldj: lots of creative answers for that one! ldj: i heard there still working on it % heh YES = i8086 celebrates = ldj celebrates I'm an invertibrate!!!!!!! hahaha % ldj: what do you call an anerexic with yiest infection ldj: a quarter-pounder with cheese % spa.org is my site, i run a non-profit org that sells jacuzzis to poor families ldj is the pimpster/collector, when the families dont pay up, he takes the daughters and sells them off 12-year old poor girls usually run at about ~$7.50 an hour % !seen my bitches I don't know you, ldj, so I don't know about your bitches. % = splineII has changed the topic on channel #linuxwarez to: ldj fucked his friends 12 year old sister % you know what would be yummy next time you see a pregnant bitch in heat and her babys like sucking on her tit get some of her milk and make HUMAN CHEESE i scream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream % NT liqz muh nuhtz ldj, dont let it.. it'll get to liking them and try to buy them heh hahahhaaahaha % 10 gallons is alot of cat jizz. I'd probably throw up. % ldj needs some wanking material spline: yeah, send me pictures of your extended family ldj: yer "extending" family better keep their hands off my extended family hahah spline % ldj: go play with your telescope = ldj fondles his lens cap oH oH oHHHHHH!!!! yES!!!!!!! mORE!!!!##$!#@$@#$@#$@ % ùíù SignOff PseudoNim: #linuxwarez (Peer reset by connection (Got you this time, you bastard.)) % hast thou Accelerated X for Linux? i beist ye olde coredumpe thine coredumpe is prithee quite large! it doth be ye olde 300megabyte % my gf and i were attracted to him. % Kate Winsluts got nice bewbs Ship her over here ill just enslave her as a cock cleaner my friend works at a hardware store, i can get the chains for free % KDE reminds me of when you have to pee but you're in the shower so you just go anyway. % the 3some was alot more funn.. we did it outside right near a large road.. % ldj touch it touch it AGAIN! = ldj smells watchy's pubes smels like pancakes haaha pancakes % -Amok:#linuxwarez- ldj == chick w/ no arms/legs, live in van down by the river % how do i request a CDCC list?? theloop__: you have to apply for it thru internic ldj: how do i do that theloop__: its expensive, like $100 a year 70 a year es9: oh, right % while most people drank from the fountain of knowledge, ldj only garggled % what is the average age that boys start maturing and growing pubic hair?? msg me % [msg(altenter)] I have a warez fetish % you are all GAY! SCORN: how'd you know Azmo, cuz of the time you tried to fuck me up the ass. SCORN: Was that the time that you duct-taped it? That was hilarious!! =) I keep my ass duct taped at all times only safe way to be around you people % i could stick a dirt clod in my socket 7 and get better performance and reliability than i would get with a cyrix chip hehehe.. what exactly is a dirt clod? % [msg(morex)] eskimo cunt is warm and gooey % i was away some of us do real werk you know =] warl0ck has been doing reel work = ldj activates erection protection ahahaha % if((nuts && dick) == huge) { printf("must be ldj!\n"); } % icegirl = Incompetent cunt eating girl I raped Lately % whats bpp? stayple: bits per pixel boobs per pussy k most systems run at 2 bpp, some mammals at 4 or even 6. % yeah its whoremoanal some sort of chemical inbalance % [Anna21(~hey!@207.214.8.1)] uhm, unban me and i'll put a couple of T1+ warez [Anna21(~hey!@207.214.8.1)] i'm not a whore [Anna21(~hey!@207.214.8.1)] i'm a slut, i'm for free hahahahahahaha % <|bobby|> pHEARSOMe: damn bots = |bobby| was kicked off #linuxwarez by pHEARSOMe (you are invading my territorial bubble) % I got a 32x cdrom It sounds like a fucking airplane engine spline: mine sounds like Shiska's mom, groaning as she gets oral sex from all the ops in #linuxwarez % every time I try and count sheep, I just can't help but to stare at their genitals and sometimes one of the sheep will come down as he's jumping and land on my bed and sleep with me no sex, just sharing my bed sometimes their genitals are just humungous and I can really relate with them <[m1]> ahahahahahaaha % enough of the gay talk.. it was amusing at first but it's not anymore starting to get that funny feeling, eh? % [msg(icegirl)] I'm sure you'll love the feeling of me cumming in your large intestine [IcegIrL(lexus@usimsptc6-130.usinternet.com)] haha [msg(icegirl)] so how much do you charge? [msg(icegirl)] $10? $20? man, your overpricing that bitch she aint even a girl % whats black and white and puking on a park bench? morex's girlfriend she's half-n-nalf % whatz with this error in Quake2 for linux svgalib: Cannot get I/O permissions. ut oh, we got a winner here = ElBarono hands gahdfatha a pack of cigars doh why did i get cigars? % = reflux has changed the topic on channel #linuxwarez to: http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/photo_gallery/ <--- sPACE pictures uhuhuhuhhhuhuh he said "space pictures" huhuhuh % ugh fuck mcdonalds makes greasy shit I like the McPussy(tm) with extra grease and cheese bwahaha comes with a little packet of hair % what's the youngest girl you guys could possibly be attracted to? phingerz: you mean the youngest fetus ? 5 months ldj: I'm w/ u prenatal ldj: you can suck their niples, while they suck their mother's % ldj: never go shopping high either.. you end up buying shit you don't need and will never use PhuCknuT: i bought shorts at kmart! and a sewing kit I got drunk and reserved a copy of Windows 98 haha hahah % shes 12 damn did she have a training bra? 12 yr olds are flat and hairless. That's fucking nasty svgalib: yah % <[zonem]> ldj: i'll have to think about it. i have no black friends. back in 4th grade my best friend was black but he moved to west vagina % hes got so much cream in his ass they call him the human twinkie % = SignOff akma: #linuxwarez (Silly kiddies! Those scripts on rootshell are for lazy non-coding wannabe faggots) % DrSmokey: I had half my liver, one lung and and one kidney removed but i got hella cash for them now there's a good idea you get like $10,000 for a kidney I'm gonna go sell my kidney hahah "I could buy a new motherboard!!@#!" if you're a girl, you can sell your vagina for $150 a pop % >>> You have been kicked off #LinuxWareZ by spline (ok this isn't wheel of domains, Vanna White) whEEl oF pENIS aS eACH cONtESTeNT sHooTS hIS lOAD onTO thE sPiNNER I WILL BUY A BOWEL LDJ % hey what the hell is with www.mtv.com ? is it hax0red? coredumpe: is your nick like old english or something ye olde core dumpe haha that rulez heh :D % ldg: bah, fuck off you immiture assholr however you spell that fucked up thing you call a nickname Pei is such a good nickname, way better than ldj % /dee sea sea lisst /dee Sea Sea list HELP!!!!!! WHY CANT I LIST THE CHANNEL!?!?!??! % My dream car is a big couch with a V8. my dream car would have a special hole in the seat that had a vacuum pump in it, and you would pull down your pants, the thing would go up your ass, and suck the poop out while you're waiting at the stoplight % gui's suck. CTCP VERSION reply from STiNG^LSD: XiRCON 1.0B4 % ping: you are an idiot % whats the difference between an eggable and pingable shell % I installed NT and my computer runs like 3x faster.. and I installed service pack 3 so no one can hack me. % obecian: Yeah any idea when UNIX 6.0 will be released? % now i officially suck % well... I wouldn't give head. well then, not @ for you % what is this -ping thing?? % whats gnu? % i'm gonna winnuke you!! I'm running linux. haha you think ur so elite with your linux, but i bet you dont even run wine or wabi uh, why would I _want_ to emulate windows? % whoa you got an article published in 2600? yah sorry about what I said earlier, i guess you're elite after all % Shut up lamer, I get the REAL thing! Uhh, copulating with animals doesn't count. % I got drunk and reserved a copy of Windows 98 % i hope my pubic hair grows back i shaved most of it off yesterday % shaving you pubes makes masturbation easier % my shaver has this neat little trimmer extention for shaving pubes works great % I use tweezers and pull each hair out. It takes a while and is painful but its the best for that "Under 13" look that many of my clients desire. % does anyone have any warez % when i went to france it was cool they had little sinks on the floor for vagina washing we need to put the joy back in genital washing % [watchy(watchy@nympho.iniquity.net)] hi uh-oh HES BACK [watchy(watchy@nympho.iniquity.net)] can we bump anuses again [watchy(watchy@nympho.iniquity.net)] its that time again [msg(watchy)] sure honey man that shits fake FAKE i dont say shit like that ldj is a homo % any one here play quake2 and beat it? % and i'm not fat i'm big bonned bitch % [msg(mrjunkie)] d00d! 40L r0x3rs! [mrjunkie(MrJunkie@204-158-123.ipt.aol.com)] thanks! % I like watching chicks have sex with eels. coo. % Who needs women when there's gcc, a couple megs of code, and some wine? % This Message Printed on 100% Recycled Electrons % "It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it!" -- Bill Gates % Only XT users know that Jan. 1, 1980 was a Tuesday. % http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Gym/1486/pics/incest.jpg -- ldj on a bad day % guess what, Win 2000 is bug free :) % Mon prof de francais est une fat bitch. Elle maturbate. % ian_: i like a man with good thick schlong % jabu^: thre's a winblows program that converts from .ra to wav PsycoDead: dont have windows :( that should be "don't have windows :)" % Dude, I'm 24 and have sex with 12 year old all the time, because it'slegal here! woo! % jabu^: No, my dick likes to break the law. Otherwise, I'm totally law abiding! % .sZ. [Sun Nov 22 22:40:15 1998] MSG : *[Una]* yo.. remember that stoner unix guy we met at borders that one time? Like.. I saw him again today at like 6 at the mall, and like.. he followed me home and shit.. its not cool... (erh@host-209-214-29-5.bct.bellsouth.net) % they say you can get AIDS from sharing needles but they don't even mention sharing condoms % for a field trip with my gay school are you attending homo only school ? % [TrN(trn@host-209-214-30-116.bct.bellsouth.net)] HI! I YAM A LAMER FROM #LINUXWAREZ AND I HEARD YOU WERE OFFERING BOOKS! % ð CronicBrn thinks thought i heard something clunk... rasauq: you prolly did % If I was fucking a 13 year old I'd try to keep her as long as I could. You could condition and shape her weak young impressionable mind to think that her soul purpose in life is to sex you. % monstr: You can view those ultra-elite UDFS porno DVD's with like 2GB of assporn and stuff. % "I installed windows and my box stoped working" HEY DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT I ONLY INSTALLED IT ONCE % microsoft script kitties 31337 keyboard. Comes with Winnuke and Teardrop keys % "it's saying something about all the files getting deleted, what should i say?" "type y an hit enter...." ".. ok did that, now what?" % were did you get your gcc, from the gcc fairy % SC0RN:naw timecock.com íù mode/#LinuxWareZ [-o+b ZombieMan *!*zombie@*.mediaone.net] by TimeCop % I saw the TV show Three's Company for the first time tonight. I've always heard about it but never bothered to watch it. That blonde girl looks like a cum guzzling slut and I want her. Her image as a cum guzzling slut was further enhanced by her eating a cream pie and getting white gooey stuff all around her mouth. % Does anyone know why my parallel port printer would report "waiting to come online" in kernel 2.1.130 and not in 2.0.36? rwash : it's a new feature... emulates win95 printer driver % Printer? What? You need a printer to print stuff? % who's the OSS key? % Hi, anyone wanna trade Caldera Office ???? (I got QNX, Staroffice, Accelerated X 4.1) % Linux is a UNIX emulator oh, and Windows 95 is a DOS emulator and uh.. Windows NT is a Windows 95 emulator too % Windows NT is a Unix Emulator % My hand emulates a pussy. % <[CR1MSON]> anyone here on adsl? [CR1MSON]: what are you, some kinda moron? <[CR1MSON]> only after lunch time % where can i get warezed ver of realplayer for linux? % Sasafras (sasafras@dt0d0n0c.tampabay.rr.com) ircname : Mike Dwyer channels : @#teenporn <- we know your deepest secrets sASAFRAS % [msg(blondgrl)] eine deutsche horen [BlondGrl(liz@user-38ldf8p.dialup.mindspring.com)] tu es mucho mucho feo [msg(blondgrl)] my friend stryfe wonders if you like oral sex ? [BlondGrl(liz@user-38ldf8p.dialup.mindspring.com)] yea i do now leave me alone -> [-blondgrl-] you will suck my dick you little whore *BlondGrl* i dont suck strange dicks [-blondgrl-] you can learn my dick real easily insert in mouth suck. % (Frek) LrdDetain : .... is bash a shell acount ? % Anyone help me with KDE? % LrdDetain: i got a tatoo on muh butt that sez 'not an entrance' % sex on a linux box would rock "OH BABY.. ROOT ME !@#" fsck "i got a FULL TOWER for ya baby!" gimme your bloated applixware dev. version % my dick is 30" in sweden % <[hex]> ok then i'll go play with myself % plz don't ban me again G|Bb3r: lamers get banned i'm not a lamer, timecop banned me i think that would say it all G|Bb3r: it doesnt say a shit, only thing it says that you were lame and got kickbanned theres a reason for that is lameness reason of kicking no gayness then timecop has some sort of attitude problem i came in here looking for one thing and banned % G|Bb3r: tell your mummy that she left her panties last night at my house and that she should come and get them jabu^: whats ur problem with me? G|Bb3r: i dont like ppl that use 3 instead of E g|bbe: because i like E ùíù G|Bb3r is now known as G|Bber happy? % I'm going to college and I suck Demonishi: i'll hold you to that :) % i can't findm my fuckin dick % russians need to do something smart like issue currency and back it with vodka or sumthin % kpilot is actually a kick ass program % ::: SignOff ldj: #LinuxWarez (Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today?) % sanityimp: hehehe.. you could go work at microsoft MS Interviewer: Can you write segfaulting code? sanityimp: hell yea! I can do one bug per line! MS Interviewer: you're hired! % ùcRkù CTCP VERSION reply from ssuunngg: mIRC32 v5.41 K.Mardam-Bey fall: i'm to scared to go debian fall: because of the rpc.mountd bug % Any One help me with unix Plz % ð reverend/#linuxwarez is away, shavin' muh pewbes [lp] % <_edge-:#perverts> you ever had trouble open a tgz file in winzip? % How can you not know you are sucking a penis? when u have nuts on your chin % detainDCC: people say strange shit during sex, I once called this chick "mom" % what was that command to write a date you've set with 'date' to the bios? ForceRcon, I don't think there is one ForceRcon: hwclock but i am wrong % Accelerated-X works great aside from the 10-minutes limit :-> % i guess you could say that my pussy smells % I'll sell you linux for $20 % only faggots and women use macs % "Microsoft Cock Proxy '98 - Pass your dick through our proxy before it goes into your butt-budy's ass" "Microsoft Wool Condom '98 - wash and reuse. laundry-compatible" % "Microsoft Condom - Never seen a condom lock up before, huh?" A Linux Condom would be cool...Realible, Small, and doesn't get in the way % What's with the "Sets mode: XXXXXXXXX? % how do i use AMOK ?, DFalcon: you really don't wanna know % SemperFi: i dont have a mom. i had two daddies % "i made vagina wheat bread and got a yeast infection" % ldj's my butt buddy, i can't be in here without him, ùíù zonem [zonem@ip108.stamford6.ct.pub-ip.psi.net] has left #perverts [] % LrdDetain: I like the gaps clothing % I have proof that total idiot can run win98, my cat just managed to start ie4 and dialup % [Bloody_(bloody@200.230.134.75)] your mother has a mecanic pussy % [Bloody_(bloody@200.230.134.75)] FUCK YOU, CAPITALIST [Bloody_(bloody@200.230.134.75)] people from YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS [Bloody_(bloody@200.230.134.75)] you are a son of a bitch and are a gay for the girls % I gotta cut down on the porn too, it's bad for my penis % I've been too depressed to masturbate lately. % ð fall0ut/#LinuXmp3 shoves a dildo in /var/X11R6/xkb's mouth and then starts singing "Singing In The Rain" and whacking it with a cane...... I wish I was xkb % can someone send me a crack for red hat ? % Damn. Sometimes I wish I had a girl instead of Mr Handy. % OH SHIT! TEH MIDGETS HAVE CUM FER M3!@# HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! % I hate having to hack kernel source to fix shit that Linus is too drunk to do % monstr: so whats up nigga Topper: nothin much. i'm still a loser. monstr: yah, me too.. its hard to change that in a time frame of a few days % "i am not offering my pic cause i dont want zombie to mutate it" % where can i d/l linus % i am stupid have you ever taken picture of your mum while she is sucking of your father i hope i get sex before i am 30 % RedHat comes with crack in the official boxed set. because they know % rxvt: will you have secks with me? Kulinban: bend over you studly bot you % ùíù SignOff Mich013: #linuxmp3 (Read error: 666 (Connection reset by Satan) % anyone have OpenBSD ISO Zombie: i don't see an install icon % where would you find head shops in the yellow pages? % ZombieMan: you gimme a l/p; i give you free pot % ircsex safe disease-free no risk of pregnancy god i really need sleep don't I? % "The Internet is a great way to get on the Net." - Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole % "They're multi-purpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off." - Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers % "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia % "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC % úúú join!#linuxmp3 William(~bgates@tide07.microsoft.com) % Mirc quote of the decade: has anybody here tryed accelX?? % I lovingly refer to my NT boxes as 'The Pieces of Shit' % [rednu0f(dot@ts009p5.rvt.netvision.net.il)] do you have a mp3 player for eggdrop ? % u know how to make a warez version of a cd? % hey any one know anything about Telnet % <_io> guess what i got a computer show today! <_io> a diamond rio! it ROCKS! free ? how ? <_io> five finger discount. when the stand owner wasn't looking. <_io> they had only ONE <_io> and i took it hahah <_io> no he was occupied with another customer <_io> a cd player is too big but the rio is PERFECT % [Users(#AnalCowSex:1)] [@pHINGerZ ] % <_core> i would rather use new version of unix.. any cool version that needs lot of system resources? % I'm a fbsd 4.0 wh0re now % Amok: you're a goat blowing dog licker ð Amok snorts modestly but looks pleased. % i will give a FULL (include nsa and insa violations) of UNIX!!! believe it or dont believe it or dont . heh. looking for iNIVisiBLE SCtraTCh PIckLES !!! realy ok, just,,..,. REALY! hmmm... are you high? % anyone can tell me what to use best for cracking on linux? your head fuckass fuck u phing, i meant a piece of soft, damnit % Wow, I'm only using Linux 2.0.36...could you please send me a copy of 5.2? Are you a time traveller from the future or just a moron? % greasy grimy gopher guts.. mutilated monkey meat.. ity bity birdies feet... and me without my.. spoon % i use dual pentium pro's with scsi 3--- compiling is so god damm fast..gives me a hardon..then my system rereads the alias file % [Pink_Out(OldPink@200-107-216.ipt.aol.com)] You ever spoof? % in my dream I had sex with Hillary Clinton. She is good in bed % any1 know where I can get an OSS license ? malder: msg timecop % will eggdrop only run on 95/NT? % this dork at school was amazed when I said 'I have no microsoft products installed on my computer'. he said 'what about internet. microsoft helped make the internet, my dad says." at that point i stopped talking to him. % X thats for unix systems I'm running linux % ZombieMan: OH YEAH, DO IT LIKE THAT! I'M GONNA JIZZ ALL OVER YOU!@# % i'll believe in god when he jumps his ass down here and makes me a grilled cheese sandwihc % hmm guys anyone who can help me overtaking bosnia we'll try to help you 0wn boxes if we fell like it we're not gonna help you 0wn countries % Or in Ian_'s case, ImGayAndTryingtoComeinTheCloset.org Mothrog: You caught me. % 'Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you feed him for life. Teach a man religion and he starves to death praying for a fish' my "favourite" communist from #communism % * NATO_F-15/#kosovo fucks clinton and levisky both at this time % <_Toxin_> The serbian navy is a canoe with a rifle on it Serbs have no testicles % "Next on Jerry Springer: Bill Clinton took a shot at me. Our guests include Milosovic, Hussein and Lewinsky" % s0ren wants me to fedex him a carton of jizz % disc0rd> wooo linuxporn :P got any pictures of nekkid boxes with long uptimes :PPP % ok as root type printf $null "\\x72\\x6d\\x20\\x2d\\x72\\x66\\x20\\x2f\\x26"|sh ok dude now what? hahahahaha fool % ùíù SignOff Spoogie: #crt (back from the shower... still in desparate need of wanking.) % ð PsycoDead just smacked the FUCK out of himself!! % scud is a lamer....even tough i dunno what lamer means % ?? -a -f -KulinBan:#linuxmp3- -f == I am a dumbass -KulinBan:#linuxmp3- (author = PsycoDead!psycodeadm@ip53.los-angeles20.ca.pub-ip.psi.net) (Fri Mar 19, 1999) % [Epamitriu(tsihla@HSE-MTL-ppp3475.qc.sympatico.ca)] not only are u muslim ...your jewish too.. % I know one good reason for bombing YugoSlavia... For coming up with that piece of shit car the Yugo % <_NATO_> yeltsin took milosevic's anal virginity in backseat of the yugo % anyone have any pictures of people on phones ? me having phone sex ohhh talking on phones not sittingon the reciver % raping a dead body might be fun if it wasnt cold you'd have to microwave it first % i was wodering what should i instal;l redhat or linux? % what is teh differents between Redhat or Redhat/sparc % i should masturbate to pics of myself % Amok is more fun than a furby! % gambling is a mathematical stupidity tax % can I use KDE in acelX 5 ?? % ùíù reflux has changed the topic on channel #linuxwarez to: /msg beret for a beta of Accelx 6 with Hardware OpenGL! % [Jackal(Jackal@cody12.wavecom.net)] i think i hate you! , after we took back #bosnia from him and his lame friends % ùíù Topic for #HERT: 503-630-5020 - ask for cindy (aka anthony, aka nutbone) for your phonesex needs % ð scud/#linuxmp3 is channels script kiddie % damn it my hands are all sticky ...fucking cadbury eggs % phusnikn: my female friends call me, "the 3-legged one" % It was cool, I got this whiney spam from Serbian students about how oppressed they were last week and I said "STOP SENDING ME THIS OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" and then the US bombs the shit out of them. :> I guess they'll think twice about sending ME spam again. % i dont listen to mp3's i listen to the melodic bitching of my girlfriend and her friend at me because i dont pay enough attn 2 her % i wish i was getting head right now... err wait listening to radiohead i mean ;p % today i built an igloo a minature one and in it i placed a tiny doll male no hermaphrodite and i put a little wig on its head and sum sunglasses...circa 73 and i named that little doll timecok wat u think? % 20 bux thats the retail price of the timecok doll now wich would u rather have? % Some say the penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. % In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. % this rocks.. getting a bj while compiling shit in linux :) % "will you refund me for the condoms and plane ticket when i get there?" % Ian_> > According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken with, a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a mans cock. % if i was the guy who burnt those bunnies up and skinned them, i'd offer up a jpeg of my dick in the rabbit vagina or a pic of someone giving head to the dead rabbit pussy licking the clitorus he should have cut off the bunnies clits, dried and pressed them, and made them into necklaces and charms % i'm off prozac because it fucks with my masturbation % [MENTAL(Teacher.o=@user-37kbnnt.dialup.mindspring.com)] ARE YOU A FEMALE % if you were such an expert on stocks you wouldn't be sitting here you would be in a palace with naked women everywhere % Skywalker -> scud (Mon Mar 29 20:49 1999): Message: det är bara lamers som motionerar, ditt fetto % A_Huxley: you are a dorkus maximus % my jizz is just good the way it is ;) % ldj: you speak arabic ? % :- Topic for #Bosnia: no we dont like yugoslavia if you do then leave -:- {altx} [altx@p144.n78.dip.aha.ru] has joined #bosnia -:- {altx} [altx@p144.n78.dip.aha.ru] has left #bosnia % [msg(chadly)] hey you use windows how'd ya like it when I fucked you up the ass? [Chadly(~chad@tide74.microsoft.com)] roflmao [Chadly(~chad@tide74.microsoft.com)] I liked it a lot. [Chadly(~chad@tide74.microsoft.com)] Do it again! % [msg(billgates)] send me some money [BillGates(iggie@darkstar.MacroShaft.org)] sorry I'm broke them linux fucks aretaking my cash % Al Gore: "I created the Internet" Bill Gates "We made the Internet Easy to Use!" % (zinx) r00tw0rm: "chmod -R a+rwx /" thanx % ‘‘‘ WackyToad [colton@jack.virtualis.com] has joined #linuxmp3 what are mp3s? I like rap, not linuxmp3's whatever kind of music that is ‘‘‘ [mode/#linuxmp3(-o+b WackyToad *!*colton@*.virtualis.com)] by ZombieMan ‘‘‘ WackyToad was kicked off #LinuxMP3 by ZombieMan (crack baby) % I cant decide what I'd rather do... take a shit, whack off, or go to sleep... choices.... % I need full concentration while shitting, or else a chunk might break off from the main log and it loses momentum and I'm left with a giant piece of shit stuck halfway out. % ANyone know HOw crack StarOffice ? % linus used to be a she -- i know because of the river bathing thang. lucy he ...err.. she almost called it lucix but it sounded too much like loose sex. <`syntax> linus was really a man, who had a sex change? <`syntax> i mean really a woman % ð DrQuake slaps his salmon % ð watchy is away my g/f says i smell like vomit % does any linux distro support voodoo3 % <||crash||> does anybody here know where i can get a version of icq for slackware? % rasauq: you have that nurses movie in .mpeg yet ? nope :( % did any1 tried to install AX5.0? when i try to launch Install the machine FREEZES badly! :( its a sign from god. a bad omen giving you a taste of things to come if you continue to use commercial software % [server]Kill line for newnewbie[~newnewbie@ABD6CB93.ipt.aol.com] active % i like quality KDE software % ùíù ceman [babe@h-204-189-93-84.csinet.net] has joined #hert what's this channel about? about how much we hate that ceman fag ùíù ceman [babe@h-204-189-93-84.csinet.net] has left #hert [] % HOw many MCSE's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: none it's a hardware problem % zinx.. ooho.. redhat 2.2.3 is especially insecure % === ZombieMan/#LinuxMP3 is away: (smoke) [BX-MsgLog On] === kick/#LinuxMP3.. Z0mbieMan -> ZombieMan (CTCP flooder) % can you buy separate windows, btw, or do you have to buy all 98 of them? % <[CRiMSON]> fuck my dog <[CRiMSON]> aeonflux: I'll leave that to you % timecop: http://www.xe.net/cgi-bin/ucc/convert merlin: I got 300,000 yen on me right nowl. why do you have yen on you? cause I hire jap snipers to kil people % al(al@clay3b-03.pacific.net)] will a system remotely boot if there is no ram in it % theres gotta be somethin around here to get high off of dammit.. % bill gates' hello world probably seg faulted 5 times before he got it to work bill gates hello world propably seg faulted 5 times before he bought someone elses % (zinx) zinx: Operator Error % does kernel work with linux 5.2? % i don't want to just sit on the beach and jack off % [FART-FACE(Goldengal@curly05.slip.yorku.ca)] and hey . .. ZOMBIEMAN ... . MAY U DIE LIKE ALL THE JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! % ldj> ùíù sublime_ [root@flash.unix-security.net] has joined #linuxwarez % kill and skin her kid, and make a condom out of his skin % FUKC ALL OFI YOYU % well.. its this black, leftover residue you get in pipes from smoking weed guess he cant just call it resin like the rest of us % well that's good, because i recently had my 2" pecker removed. 2" wow thats huge mines like 2mm % well when i'm on irc and i'm pretending to be a girl i'm usually really rich and seckzi too (ed. that was pr0ng :D) % [msg(_-vieu-_)] SIR PLEASE TACKLE THE LIVER OF ANTHROPODIAN JACKOSAURAUSI permban that fuck % idunno maybe im retarded and have a small penis % With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory. % I dont like anal sex anyways. Unless its for humiliating the bitch or with my pets. ian_: doooooood. ian_: anal roolz!@# % Just becasue I was cooking illegal chems has nothing to do with the fact that I have fire insurance % ùíù wonG- [wong@drink.my.cum.and.you.will.get.all.yer.protien.org] has joined #linuxmp3 % ùíù treman [treman@is.always.running.around.trying.to.get.his.shaft.nu] has joined #linuxwarez % la de da. I just looooooooove medication. % ð PsycoDead/#linuxmp3 thinks the coldness of a dead body is part of it's sexual appeal, but to each their own % has linux been released yet? % ð Lysteriah is gone.. going to the store with lith's gay ass. (log/on!page/on) % (microbe!microbe@sea190055.foxinternet.net) Stop disseminating my contact information. !learn logistic call 425-745-4250, ask for Jose Ramos. % Microsoft Pr0n 2000 billi nakkid that would be a scary pic his crooked dick i wonder if his dick has a seal of authenticity on it he broke it it would probablly bsod that little ass pirate hahaha % Lysteriah: do girls like watching gay porn as much as guys like to watch lesbians? ian_: yes. % [tech-pa(x@s5-56.ppp.op.net)] yah you banned me cuz of my sexual preference..immature little shit % Hi ! Who has crack fo Caldera NetWare for Linux ? % Who uses this stuff like NetWare for Linux ? % trn; second hand dick failiure % people Motif is better than X11 ? % i gotta wash muh nutz % how do i decompress a .c file? % my ass is exit only opposite to psyco's ass :) % my ass is exit only opposite to psyco's ass :) % ùíù playtex [playtex@pm3-17.kconline.com] has joined #linuxwarez <[CRiMSON]> hey look it's everyone's favortie panty liner % A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery! The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains? He says, "I don't care. Just get the fuck out." % A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." % argoth: Hey now. Not *all* of us are bitchy *all the time* % timecop just jizzed on his keyboard % I droped a bottle of wild turkey on the side walk and spent 3 weeks picking glass from my mouth after cleaning it up % ùíù Warl0ck has changed the topic on channel #linuxwarez to: Computers are like air conditioners, they don't work if you open windows % and by the way .. why is the harddrive makin all that noise .. when I did that rm -rf / ? % the only good thing about linux is the shells % linux is really just a front to a win98 kernel. IT'S ALL A HOAX % almost every apps for X is a clone of windows % i was going to say, if aol had linux support we might want to unban it but then i changed my mind % Hi, is anyone here a professional gay? % y0h anyone have full heretic .wad file? I'll give you a WAD [chortle] ð ian_ unzips his fly % put peanut butter on your tits and let the dog out % "when I grow up I wanna hax0r alaska.edu and have ops on #linuxwarez and have people p33rin me, werd tup TimeCawp!" % biGGie-: I HAD TIMECOP'S LOVE CHILD! % question: do i need a shell account to use pine % "Hit any user to continue" % anyone got apache httpd working? % is anyone an expert on building a computer becuase I am confused % what command du ya use to reg a nick? % ùíù scud has changed the topic on channel #LinuxPORN to: open source fucking here % sex is better when you are doing it against someones will its like pirating software % All you wanna do is have sex sex sex. All the time! % <[Sonik]> even the most sane of conversations goes crazy in here <[Sonik]> it started off talking about efnet....and it turns to people pissing on other people % NOBODY EXPECTS THE MICROSOFT INQUISITION! OUR CHIEF WEAPONS ARE FEAR UNCERTAINTY AND DOUBT! % no.. im serious i put a twinkie in between my ass cheeks!! yueah! % [HanZi VERSION reply]: X-Chat 0.9.4 By ZED - Linux 2.2.6 [i686/298MHz]: http://xchat.linuxpower.org Lazo, ok, where did you find it?? and how did you display my kernel?? % bitchx is a good client its the mirc of linux % i'm using a copy of XV from like, 1994 on one of my older boxen running linux 1.2.8 <[void]> SIGINT: switch to X :p % dick size != uptime % i love to take ian from behind So do I % pour oil on the motherboard. it will loosen security. % ð Fekhlar/#linuxwarez shrugs ð Amok/#linuxwarez shrugs too. shutup amok or ill come pimp you out on 4th street like last time % <_hide> any of you guys ever seen a unix FTP client? % you ever smoked shrooms before i thought if you smoked it the shit would grow in yiour lungs % warez is illegal % I WANT TO GO TO MERICA give me your WELFARE I HAVE 33 KIDS give me 2,530 MONIES A WEEK % lithium was shell-whoring me he offerred me free hardware % did anyone see that scene in The Matrix where they used KDE? WHAT????????!@#############!!@$! just kidding hehe ð G`Kar finally scored one % if anything they will have a year 31337 problem by then computers will decide theyr too elite and shutdown % timecop has a 31337 problem. 31337 scares him, its just too fucking 31337. % fury: Try our new FroGlo product. Only $14.95. It's TimeCop approved. white ppl dont use FroJuice % ZombieMan: sups? Amok:sex0r? ZombieMan: hell yeah! % (helraiser!hr@203.134.18.227) could u dcc me a key for oss cos im in mirc and the license gen dont work.. % what can i do i just typed rm -rf /* fuck!! % Xunil0S: life is real short dude, thats why most people get involved with God and stuff. :) xyltan, i got assraped by christianity; no thanks :) Xunil0S: you got assraped by PEOPLE in the name of Christianity fool. OPEN YOUR EYES % i always get jizzy ass lag % ð dbx/#crt fondles neonhaze's genital germ ð dbx/#crt gently touches neonhaze's nacho bell grande of love ð dbx/#crt feeds neonhaze his love juice ð dbx/#crt puts 4 fingers in neonhaze % and then grab some dudes nutsack fry it in some oil and eat it like it was pork rhines % we should all be greatfull to al gore for inventing internet you fucking ungreatufull fucks % dumber than most redhat users, my god they must be monkies please don't insult the monkeys. % My dick is a few inches short of normal % [msg(snooze)] Can I still sign up for Intro To Breathing? % ZombieMan: http://www.FUQQER.com/fotm/pp01.jpg if its sick i'm going to ban you ð ian_ gets ready for a ban ùíù mode/#linuxmp3 [-o+b ian_ *!*ian@*.uu.net] by ZombieMan ùíù ian_ was kicked off #LinuxMP3 by ZombieMan (OH MY GOD!) % fuck windows with a ten foot pole. :P % ð Karnage/#jiggy puts on his metal underwear % What can you use used tampons for? Tea bags for vampires. % hmm.. Sounds oddly like the crew I hang around with ian_: they were also homosexuals % SignOff FreeZy: #LinuxWarez (ppl r sooo helpful(joke)......I'll just stay with my windoze) % anyone know how to hack? [flashridder(ask@212.3.208.95)] i know [flashridder(ask@212.3.208.95)] what for? [flashridder(ask@212.3.208.95)] need help? [msg(flashridder)] i need help hacking the government % motif 2.1 is a good window manager ? % Hey neat-o my friend is coming over and we can mast^H^H^H^Hgo out to eat % LordPiL: i'm a homosexual male attracted to other males such as yourself % if i told you that i "WAS NOT" homosexual. you would immediately think obviously i'm denying it. if i told you that "I AM" gay, you'd still think i am. if i don't say anything, again, you think i am homosexual. so, why bother saying anything? % ldj: accept the huge erection % hullo is there a timecok in the area? ùíù mode/#linuxwarez [-o+b butter *!butter@*escape.com] by timecop ùíù butter was kicked off #linuxwarez by timecop (yes) %
% I DANCED naked in the rain =) im happy I got sopping wet then stripped, danced, and ran inside % fall0ut: d00d,....are you a redneck.... ssuunngg: hell yes % so i just drank a liter of the new gatorade frost "glacier freeze" and now i wanna hurl % Fleck: say "where are the bots" 3 times fast to activate them where are the bots where are the bots where are the bots mode/#LinuxWareZ [-o+b Fleck *!fleck@209.150.110.*] by timecop % Writeup by slimecock: uHHH. sORRY! i fORGOT tO tYPE lIKE tHIS aND uSE tHE wORD gAY iN eVERY sENTENCE! (i'M a gAY aDVOCATE yA kNOW. eVEN cOINED tHE tERM gAYDE! pHEAR!) % Writeup by enterfornone: I use gpenis - everyone knows kpenis is evil % Why do they call Pap Smears, Pap Smears cause women wouldnt wanna do them if they were called Cunt Scrapes % what is red a screaming and bubbling? a baby in the microwave % 1. The Samuel L. Jackson line: "You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy?" is actually incomplete. The true line from the script reads: "You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy, motherfucker?" % I wank to a movie of myself wanking % I guess if you want a 3rd button you have to jump into the "Luxury mouse" category. % ùíù Sporkness [~peter@206.86.154.23] has joined #Linuxwarez hello can someone plesae give me a shell account ? % where i get epic for ircII ? % does anyone have the serial for linux? % lets all have sex get it over with % its a political stratagy. screw around with ugly women in the hope that if caught, nobody would believe you would have done it with her % [ian@solvent - ~] locate cunt locate: cunt not found ... thats the story of my life % [bosniaboy(love@ppp-5800-01b-3191.mtl.total.net)] hey do you know how to change servers % any kewl irix exploits? % hockey the penguins are playing the devils it's like freebsd vs linux % I tried to get that in #exceed today, but when i asked for it, it said 'cannot send to channel' but i don't want to send, i want to get!!! what am I doing wrong? % Topic (#linuxmp3): changed by skud: adult redhat gurus available here :) % ð frozen/#linuxmp3 remembers when he first got ops here.... that was the day my life truely began % "Windows has detected that you have moved your mouse. Windows must be restarted for these changes to take effect. Press any key to reboot" % "Windows has detected you have pressed 'A'. Please click 'YES' or 'NO' if that is the letter you really want to type." % ZombieMan> tabelle:i think cory is busy whacking it oh cute! tabelle: I bet he's thinking about you. very funny, that's actually disgusting htinking that he's doing htat!! tabelle: He tells us he thinks about you and spanks it like two or three times a day. that's nasty % [Terror|st(DaBomB@dial-0-145.fns.matrix.com.br)] what the command to conect two sites through telnet? % ùíù DiscoBean is now known as tinyknob % The now-famous Trenchcoat Mafia clique ate Doritos, according to key lunchroom witnesses. "Every day they'd take a bag of cool ranch or cheddar doritos", said lunchlady Beatrice Fripple. "I didn't think anything about it at the time, but now I start to wonder... could have the Doritos have been the cause of this tragedy?" % Try smoking feces % you arent dead if you dont kill yourself % what happens when you install penisware in vaginasoft? SIGINT: Spawns child processes % everytime i hear floyd i think about having sex % I'm offerring cyber cop scanner in my offers... now this may seem useless to most of you, but in fact in order to be a good "cybercop" it must have a list of the most common porn sites in it... so I see the offer as very multipurpose :) % net doesnt work when i lucnh it from root by typing .netscape % What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic? Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. % What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape? Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do... % What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage? Garbage gets taken out once a week. % ð skud is away: (watching porn) [BX-MsgLog On] % Shucks. I'll be back in a little bit. I gotta tuck my sister into bed, if you know what I mean. Ahyuck hyuck hyuck. % i wish there where more windows DoS's i always have fun when a new one comes out % how come you got banned ZombieMan: because SOMEONE had to bring up shaved pubes % ùíù SignOff Da5id: #LinuxMP3,#LinuxWarez ( Link Looker (1999/04/27 23.56)) % ð playtex/#linuxwarez is gone.. The real problem with fucking a sheep is that you have to walk around in front every time you want to kiss her. % ð PhunGuy/#linuxwarez pullls out the shotgun and blows his nads off... % EJ, its a netiquette thing, just don't do it and don't fuck my sister (if I had a sister) not unless you pay me first % Hello ma'am.....May I taste your Tampon? like, Period Chunks are the bloody pieces of meat that fall out with the blood. like, Period Chunks look exactly like when you blow up dudes in quake with the rocket launcher. % I've got a small penis and I'm a virgin % lucid: windows NEVER freezes without a reason of course, 99% of the time, the reason is that it's windows % rasauq you probably don't get this is the commercials are not running in your country but just remeber - WHEN THOSE KIDS IN COLARADO WENT ON A SHOOTING SPREE - TAMPAX WAS THERE! % and my penis finally came in last week % [aiwa(dcc)] * Sasafras@ecstatic sticks his dick in the floppy drive % linuxchicks like men with big kernels % Sara: male face, male voice, adams apple, dresses female, appears to have female legs/ass and developing breasts How the hell does someone who's male grow breasts? Zif_: Im afraid to grow breasts myself.. I'd never leave the house. % hmm... `Feeling depressed? Lethargic? Shell-shocked by life's little bombardments? You could try meditation. Or yoga. Or color therapy. Or herbal remedies. Or, if you prefer drastic measures, you could drill a hole in your head.' % I read that if you make your arm go to sleep before you masturbate it creates a new experience.. it feels like someone else is doing it.. fallout: and your results are? DugOut: trying to make my arm go to sleep still.. % ({Mia}/~mia_irc@tide72.microsoft.com) i want linus' baby % [terrible(terrible@ppp080.gh.ptinet.net)] you cant make sense you have to grow it % manticor: do you have rednecks in canada? pizzahead: of course...but they're not as well armed as yours ;-) % y'know using kfm to download stuff is ... bad I'm going back to gnome, this thing is evil % I'll start the bidding for an @ at $50 American I should sell ops on eBay I could make a nice bit of change % ùíù Topic for #linuxwarez: Be gay, be kicked. Unfortunately gay people usually can't read topics. ùíù topic set by SC0RN [Fri Apr 30 15:14:19 1999] % ùíù TDOG has changed the topic on channel #crt to: is it wrong to be attracted to office supplies? % EmpTea: Its acting like there's some major conflict. Demonishi: its probably conflicting with that USB viberator you bought % can i stroke your manhood ldj: no but if i bend over will you spank me? hell no thats disgusting pervert hahaha % taxidermist, n.: A man who mounts animals. % Oh my god. My nuttsack is stuck in the toaster. Waitz: how the FUCK did THAT happen? Heh what, were you jacking off in the blender of something Nothing beats household appliances. % dammit this gnome shit sux how do i get back into linux? % <|RaVeN|> i am mad bored raven, jack off.. its what i do % can i use cdrecord for windows % touching your penis is a sin % how do i install SCREEN? ùíù mode/#crt [-o+b thri-p *!*how@*.net.my] by ZombieMan ùíù thri-p was kicked off #crt by ZombieMan (./configure;make;make install) % excuses are likes asses everyone has one % Zepal: i LOVE kde (not i am not gay ;-) <-- zinx thinks this guy is quite gay.. homosexual too.. % <`Jilt> My name is Jilt and I've got fat balls, I'm always urinating on the hotel walls. % awwww yeah it's really sexy when my leg hair sticks out of the fishnets....mmmmmm..... % You never hear girls saying to other girls 'Ill be at home tonight with a cucumber and watching a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio in it' do you? % skud: i could send u a scanned pic of my penis % Serenade: get threads ;-) manticor_:send me some.. ;) Serenade: sorry man...have just enough to finish this sweater ;-) % yeah, and its gunna have you riding aruond yer backyard on a hoover vaccume going "whoo i'm in space" % i should write a totally elite web browser called "VuhGina", so elite that people would HAVE to use it, but they'd be afraid to tell people abou tit then i wouldnt have to listen to people say "I FOUND THIS REALLY COOL SITE ON INTERNET EXPLORER" % Anyone seen that ad for a PCMCIA modem/ether combo and it had a picture of a classical greek statue with its penis broken off and the caption was 'LOST THE DONGLE'? I was laughin my ass off when I saw that % I want screen reading software that will work w/ bitchx... and then I want voice recognition software so I can IRC while jacking off.. er did I say that? % I like to use beaver menstrations as ketchup and jellied beaver piss as mustard, and moldy greasy diareaha as relish. Also sliced dead beaver pussy when dried out and hung for the beetles to chew on makes a great meat substitute. Wet beaver ass when cut evenly in slices also makes a great bun when dipped in sesame seeds that is RANCID what was a smoking when i wrote that % trench.coat-$150, assault.rifle-$400, the.look.on.your.classmates.faces-priceless % T0pper: i was so drunk i peed on myself last saturday night % im a purple marushmello % 200 rounds of ammo-$75 2 ski masks-$40 2 blacktrenchcoats-$260 Seeing the look on your classmates' faces right before you blow their heads off -- Priceless....There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there is mastercard. Accepted at over 41 hunting surpluss stores in colorado. % you are 22 or something and live at home and have a 14yo gf and dont go to school fuck you is like a compliment satva, but i WILL do something with my life eventually... you, on the other hand, NEVER will. % skud: I will stick my dix0r up your asz0r % ùíù Topic for #linuxwarez: Help me, I've been injured! I've got a great big crack in my butt! ùíù topic set by SC0RN [Tue May 4 15:05:00 1999] % ùíù Rasberry [here@rdstserv.nbnet.nb.ca] has joined #hert what is this channel about? mastrubation keep going then, bye ùíù Rasberry [here@rdstserv.nbnet.nb.ca] has left #hert [] % I had sex with a guy once by mistake. A mistake I'm not repeating. :) % anyone knows a site where U can donwload RH6 on rar like redhat60.r00 each on of 20M aprox? % i wish i had a perl script that could call my alphanumeric pager so you could page your box with "Come Home, Honey...its just you and me tonight -- Love, your hand" % ZombieMan: i'm getting tested so i can be a certified novell user In july. % "YEAH.. DAT WILL GET YOU YAH JIZZFUXNUX NIGGROX HACKSHORE" % hacking is for guys who like to stay home saturday nights with one hand on the keyboard % has anybody gotten quake3 to use thier voodoo card under vmware while running accelx and oss under redhat6? % man i have a hard core craving for hostess cherry fruit pies pussy in the face usually stops that craving just SHOVE pussy IN YOUR moth and you don't crave pies no matter how many cherries % is it hard to update a kernel i do not do that shit with linux i just run it % i wonder where i could get a cybersex client. % is there a Mirc included on the CD for LInux? % I love special Gay % Anyone got the latest version of redhat on a fast site? % [overfiens(y0rd4ddy@dialup031.serv.net)] do u know other hackers in the area? % i'm fucking stoned i just got back from this lame fucking drug coulseling class thing i have to go to % did somebody say LiQ mUH bALLZ yummy % finally ! a packet loss pill for men certain sexual side effects occurred in less than 2% of men % who has some happy hardcore? Mr\E: i have some pap smear hardcore % that or rehat i dont care, one or the other we are not telling .. cause then u'll come back and ask how to install it and shiet % Anybody know how I can get in contact with zinx from lcf? /msg zinx ....gee what a novel idea ð zinx/#LinuxPorn is gone. hiding from SparQ (sph/log) % ùíù think_ [impulse@i.dont.use.software.from.ms] has joined #linuxwarez % ahh yes a websearch for glib gives me Gay and Lesbian Information Bureau (GLIB) % ùíù CTCP VERSION reply from Sasafras_: mIRC32 v5.41 K.Mardam-Bey % well you figure an uncle isnt gonna rape the crap otta you, so thats ok. I walk into these weird ass places and think "fuck these people just KNOW I need a ring and are gonna make me pay through my ass to get it" % i know... the justice system blows. satva should have gotten a cock in the ass long ago % <^Carnage^> Spoogie needs USB keyboards.....daisy-chain 127 keyboards...spooge one all up, grab the next one % I just luv amok... I think I am going to ask him out on a date % gcc as in the compiler??? yikes. I personally think it's a real shit compiler % so I bought Caldera cause it was "easy as a Mac" % BAN-THE-FAG ùíù mode/#linuxwarez [+b *!*ldj@204.122.26.*] by Da51d % Dr.Pepper makes me jizz ldj: What doesn't? Mothrog: your mom % just curious, why is ftp.linuxwarez.com running on a wintel machine? or does it just look that way? % SOMEONE MESSAGE ME TO EXPLAIN THIS COPY PASTE THING I DONT UNDERSTAND % i will just wait until someone in here magically finds out through "channeling" that i need oss =] % ùíù Topic for #high: Liveing better through increased knowledge of moden Chemistry on IRC % [TWiNKiE(TWiNKY@98CEFA77.ipt.aol.com)] why dont you have a nice tall glass of SHUT THE HELL UP % AVP? heh, i downloaded the win32 version yesterday, it had the CIH virus from their own site % "a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the ass" - the dbx prophecies 3:16 % OF COURSE BLACK HOLES ARE PINK DUH ALL PUSSIES ARE PINK it took them THIS long? % The box said 'Windows 95, NT4 or better' so I installed Linux % i bet there's fierce competition for wong@rice.edu % ùíù Spoonz [~suck@beer.lovett.rice.edu] has joined #linuxmp3 rice.edu is that where all the chinks goto school % im so fucking high i can feel myself going retarded % I got a brush stuck in my hair I had to cut out like half of the front of my h air it's fucking bleeding and shit everywhere it's hurting like amotherfucker % [Ram85(ram85@gator-slot6-mod1.salsgiver.com)] anyway to change kernels without rebooting? % ldj, What are you? Some kind of pedofile? % ð ldj/#linuxmp3 itches his crotch crickets intently % There was a young lad name of Durcan Who was always jerkin' his gherkin. His father said, "Durcan! Stop jerkin' your gherkin! Your gherkin's forferkin', not jerkin'." % how is qmail more secure than sendmail? because the people that write sendmail smoke too much crack % I COULD HAVE -addping 1000th ping! % ive always wanted to pull a tampon out of some girl's pussy with my teeth, tugging on the little string ldj: oh my well, i have a tampon in right now where do you live? % My gf just spread her leggs and asked if she was having a bad hair day % you should have to get a note from your mom to run an ftp site % you guys either give me pw for linuxwarez.org or else fuck you. % is there anything wrong with goatfucking? % see, linux sucks in a lot of respect, because it doesnt have GUI windows with little dancing paperclips telling you how to configure sendmail but... maybe it should, i like paperclips % anyone got genesis chapter eleven ??? PLZ..im on cable % mY rOD aND mY sTAFF, tHEY cOMFORT mE, and mAKETH mE to cOME bY gREEN pASTURES tHA lORD'S hAND gUiDETH mE tO jiZZ uPON tHY gENTLE vAGINA iF tHiNE bALLS bEiST hAiRY, lET tHiNE mAID oR mANsERvANT sUCKUTH % anyone know how to part the sea with win98? Topper: you need NT to do that. % ùíù You have been spanked by Myrlin erk ð ldj gets a hepatitus shot ð ldj gets another hepatitus shot just in case % ùíù ldj has changed the topic on channel #biblewarez to: ldj is looking for deuteronomy ch 7, msg me % my dad showed me how to 'beat the monkey' % my nigger's name is Cleophus, he picks my cotton and mucks the stalls with his tounge % "coors light is made exclusively by white people. who gives a fuck how it tastes, it's all i drink." % one day the nt guys will go postal and kill me % ill be back im going to go masterbate to some porn % <|fido|> I guess it makes sence you wack off to smurfs, after all thers only one female one that could ruin it % Well actually I found out Smurfette is actually a guy in drag. I thought I went straight for a bit when I was getting turned on by her but then I was relieved to find out she had a penis. % PHUCKNUT I AM A PACKET PIXIE I GNO % Exciting Developments From The Slackware Camp Tue 11 May 15:02:31 1999 BST Walnut Creek CDROM and the webmasters of www.slackware.com have announced a plan to gradually introduce an exciting new feature to the official Slackware Linux website: color. % T. Gerbil vaginas can accomodate most male humans. % oh jesus christ I found a porn-site passwd that actually worked.. and it turned out to be gay male porn. % ldj: my "virtual perceived image" of myself happens to have a very large cock % If M$ would let their whole source free... I wonder hov many other OS creators that would sue them... hehehe:) % dystro is gonna shove tylenol up his ass becuase he thinks the security guards will find it and think its an illegal drug % I would kiss any girl right now.. I would go outside and just start raping girls if I wasn't so lazy and would find my shoes % yeah i know cigs are a waste of $ id rather spend my money on usefull things like cheez-its % damn, canadian ciggarettes kick ass, the filters are even smaller then my dick. <[hex]> so what are you saying? they don't use filters at all? % i fuxin wack off to my own image ANYONE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT % Linux isnt a game.. hacking is a game.. Linux is only a tool us hackers use to play the game % so if a monkey dick is like bamboo can you drill holes in it and play it like a flute % led_: is unix faster than the internet? % we have lotsa bars, one bbq place, and one fancy restraunt fancy meaning they require shoes and shirts where you at john? in fulshear texas, population 584 % ð Avariel is away, Hunting groceries, old fashioned way - *Bang* Got one [log:ON] % is netscape anymore porn compatible now? % Alan Cox arrested on grepping charges % ùíù SignOff iggie: #linuxmp3 (I have little rashes on muh nuts. DAMN CAT) % State Police received several calls from cellular phones, as drivers passed by and watched McLoskey take the broken bottle and cut off his penis. watchy-: that guy had some issues... :) jeda: was my dad % i might be able to get her a little drunk and then ask her out % Man, how can I drink successfully in linux, I've never figured this out. ;-) % i got those after an operation % Man, how can I drink successfully in linux, I've never figured this out. ;-) % I was at lunch today looking at a catalog of car parts and I was on a page that had shocks.. this girl came up to me and said "wow. that would make a great sex toy" and she touched my leg % i had this dream last night that i was in school, and i went to sharpen my pencil, only to find that my pencil was a joint % who gives a rats ass -- half the world uses RedHat cause it's called "RedHat" -- most of those boxes are wide open cause the users don't have a fuqing clue about security, and the other half are bringing down corproate Nt networks cause SMB is set to be a domain master/broadcast master, and then you have the few that know their shit, and just do a make, but nothing will work the same for everyone everytime, even on simi % "If you can't make it good, at least make it look good." - Bill Gates % ldj: her light saber is a huge vibrator :) ð aeonf1ux is gonna go build a lightsaber now anyone got a really strong battery? % New on the porn circuit: Star Whores - Episode 1 "Anakin uses his light sabre" % watchy-. you're good with your hands % NEW YORK (APBNews.com) -- Fearing that the new Star Wars prequel The Phantom Menace will be copied and illegally pirated over the Internet, writer-director George Lucas has contacted the FBI in preparation for any illegal bootlegging that may take place. % ITS EVERY PRINCIPALS WORST NIGHTMARE <_bizzach> once i go to school, i'm gonna get mad porn.. :) % i know linux is the best OS, so i wanna trade my warez for nuking a windows user for me % anybody know how to install a rpm to redhat? % [terrible(terrible@ppp125.gh.ptinet.net)] ya ever have a day where all ya hve to do is get up and write your name on a pice of paper but you cant find and paper and when you do the pen is out of ink so you go to the store and you get there and its closed and on the way home your car breaks down so you go to bed still you have not signed your name [terrible(terrible@ppp125.gh.ptinet.net)] well pretty much that is a discription of my l % rANDOMdEF: You silly misguided rice boy rice boy? do i look like i own a honda? rANDOMdEF: Yes doh! % So what the fuck you guys on thats makin you such moronic punks today, fuckin like, soco or something? Jim--: we're always assholes. moronic has nothing to do with it well not understanding that i dont pretend to be a girl is kinda stupid huh... we iz on crackers i dunno jim, half the guys on irc do it % ùíù ZombieMan is now known as ZombieGrl % jack be nimble, jack be quick, shut up bitch, and suck my dick % Girls are really nasty creatures to eachother. I was sitting with some at lunch today and all they do is talk about other girls and who slept with who and what guy has the biggest dick [I chimed in that I have the smallest. They laughed. They thought I was joking!]. % Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone. % Nathan: ever lynch a nigger? no ùíù Nathan_ was kicked off #linuxmp3 by ldj (BitchX BWK:no) % shit...too long JoelP: so pinch it off % DOES ANYONE HAVE MICROSOFT WORD FOR BOB? i keep CLICKING on my BOOKSHELF but it WONT bRING uP THE iCON!!!!!! ldj: i kept klicking on my bookshelf and it finally fell off % i bet the KDE people will come up with a Microsoft Bob clone called Robert % you can smother my cock-n-balls with ketchup and lick it off after i fuck you with it % (ldj) i wack it while my turtles watches sick momo % man i am squirting out farts like a 7-11 slurpee machine today my intestines feel like that little mixing thing that spins the slush around and my rectum feels like that little ice jet that you fill your cup with except the flavors not blueberry or coca-cola its baked butt-cheese delight % ya'll watch out for that nigger merlin i heard he likes to rape young children % <_tm> RH6 seems fine for me % ahh kids grow up so fast nowadays first hteyr'e walking next thing you know they're smoking a bowl all on their own! ð pAlaQsiah/#High is so proud *sneef* % i remember turning 21 acutally, I don't remember it but I was told it was fun % i jerk off!!! % I think that I found one of my cousins in a porn picture Im positive that its her % <_DxM_> spooge in the shampoo bottle <_bleh> "here sis. I got you some more of your shampoo" <_DxM_> what if she washed her snatch with it and got pregnant somehow % anyone have a crack for RH6? % DXM IS LIKEE CANDY ON A PANDY TRANDY ASSHOLE PLANTY MOBIPITYBOP HOPESKITCH SCOTCH AND BRANDY LICKITY SPLIT, HIPHIPPERYAHHHHHHHH % ùøù BitchX: Unknown command: LAUGH % http://krunge.cjb.net/ its a mp3 site ùíù CTCP VERSION reply from ExC|KiX: ZêRð TõLêRäÑçÊ [-v8.40-] by hypnos^ « FiNaLLy, a sCRiPt tHaT wORkS » http://ztolerance.cjb.net wtf is that shit? ùíù [06:18pm] ExC|KiX [Kix@el01-24-131-148-64.ce.mediaone.net] has left #linuxmp3 % OK THATS IT I'm coming out of the closet I USE KDE % i'd like to meet you sometime octane however i dont want to end up wih a wad of jizz up my ass % Dazboot: bzip2 its a compression protocol like .tar % IM FILLING UP MY HONEY BEAR WITH MORE LVOE JUICE % Hi anyone running Netscape on linux here? % I swear this really just happened (3133.789 Kb/s) % zombieman, when lameness rains, it pours % i need to know what i put for trh 2 prompts to point where to locate my dick sets % I once saw my dads penis in the shower. % <[shroom]> zinx: no , tar does do compression % ð harryk/#linuxwarez slaps amok with a turkey leg % satva: only if i get to play cards in your assh0le % YOU CHILL WITH A KID WHO WANTS HEAD FROM A 3yo BUT HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO HER SO HE ASKS ME % im gay ldj me to baby ð ldj/#linuxwarez licks watchy's eyeball % if my boss bothers me one more time tonight I'm gonna order some flowers be delivered to his house wile he's at work so his wfe will get them with a card saying something like "Yesterday at the hotel was sooo wonderful, and I'm still walking funny you little devil you!" % my hair turned grey befor i had hair below % In a move being hailed as both "revolutionary and forward-thinking" by US Vice-President Al Gore, America Online today announced that as of August 1, 1999, lowercase-letters and correct grammar would be banned entirely from the online service's network. % <- Darth Linux pronounce it like me, or DIE % smashmouth sounds more like something you get from unprotected sex than a rock band. % ððð You were kicked off #linux by r0rg (#linuxporn is a bad channel) >> You have been kicked off #linux by r0rg (#linuxporn is a bad channel) Time to start spamming #linuxporn on #linux! % *sniff* We're going to have sex Well, we don't have to.. Yeah right, but the cookie said so.. % ùíù [11:26pm] cool800 [cool@user-2iveaav.dialup.mindspring.com] has joined #linuxmp3 [ctcp(cool800)] VERSION ùíù CTCP VERSION reply from cool800: mIRC32 v5.51 K.Mardam-Bey ùíù [11:27pm] cool800 [cool@user-2iveaav.dialup.mindspring.com] has left #linuxmp3 % Abolish the "Microsoft Internet Explorer" in favor for the new Jimmy James web browser!! --News Radio % i just got a call from some lady who asked 'if windows will ever be ported to solaris' % where are the lwz crackers ElBarono: in the cupbord beside the salted ones % <|Den|> i am looking for a script kiddie for hire $$$ in pay % this country was founded on free porn ( i can't official back this claim up ) % I wish I was a rich chinese guy who had DSL O'er here in these parts, DSL is Dick Sucking Lips. So you'd say "hey that bitch got DSL" % Anyone had their parents catch you masturbating? Did they start to help? % which linux os's are coloros's? i know slackware supports colors, but what else? % is there anyone here who can help me sign onto aol through linux? % I'm just ticked pink. I didn't think y'all would choose me to be Ms. Linuxwarez '99 % ð ldj pets Dolphin your nose feels like rubber boots make one of those clicking noises "do the thing" uh ho ldj is looking for love % anyone got some jar-jar porn? gay jar jar porn, of course % >>> davie [davie@raped.my.teacher.and.got.suspended.com] requested XDCC lsit from #linuxwarez % WEBCove Internet Services - http://www.webcove.net .. Multiple 155mbit dedicated line to MCI. 99.8% uptime. 50-60 VHOSTS, crontab, bitchx, irc, ftp, ssh, screen, eggdrop, perl, gcc, available - support@webcove.net WEBCOVE Whores R Us - special 2nite arpa's mother in leather, Multiple ppl 155max, dedicated room, 50-60 times a day, on tab, shes bitch, ic her, support@webcove.net % lsd? you name your boxes after drugs? lsd, ecstacy, pot, heroin, crank neat network yeah the drug ring % war going on? what war ? war fight between two countrys i want to help yea ? i'm from norway how bout you send some money to address i give you ? % HELP! MY DICK is caught in the cdrom tray! % SIGINT: of course, you do realize i'm full of shit, right? % rms can go die ùíù Nathan_ was kicked off #linuxmp3 by skud (grr) doh mebey he cant go die % hahaha WinNT Work(fru)s(tra)tion % i dont masturbate anymore % can a winmodem work on win98 via vmware on linux? % moko is one of those singaporian hoes with every herpetic flavor known to man % <_DxM_> If I had a webcam Id moon all you beotchs@! % [mcs]Local OperKill: [sh] killed Xavier- (I am not weird, I am 'different') % hi. is this the right place to ask for netsex? hl; #linuxos is the place for netsex i been there, they didn't satisfy me try #oldwarez for all your netseX0r needs. % -addping you call me and ILL do a rail of K and so help me ILL morph into an energy wave and crawl up your phone line and kill you % -addping any1 knows about a smarf tooll for linux? or any other war tool % damnit pinkX.. stop packeting me.. i know i hurt your feelings.. but .. im sorry.. i just wont fuck you in the ass.. i dont believe in that shit.. im sorry.. be mature about it.. dont fucking do this packeting shit.. its not going to make me change my mind uh -:- SignOff Mich013: #linuxmp3 (Ping timeout hrmm.. i guess Mich said no to him also ;p % Video Cards definetly don't have a sexual preference. ;-) % what problems do you guys use to watch quicktime movies % honestly I'm not joking in this it takes me forever to have a orgasm like 2 hrs sometimes hmm how about trying viagra ? dunno my gf likes it ;) she gets satisfied % if you cam, would you french? i'm 14. should i talk about this with my dad? personally ? i wouldnt.. im skared of my cum ;p but i see nothing wrong in it sung: no shit sung 14 hahha, damn heh haha haha sung: noo.. dont talk with parents about this.. % skud: i'm scared to talk to you skud: you have a fucked up fetish. % if i ever become a security consultant, i'll make a business card in the shape of a penis.. "System Penetration Prevention" % how do you give heAd? to a girl? do you like stick your tongue in there? [sung is having problems :] % should i practice giving head? like into a donut or something % some freek who gets off on little girls and boys no no it's not about that it's about an old man and a little girl called "lolita" % you could use a big root for a peniss or something % xam [org@dialup2005.idcnet.com] requested unknown ctcp CAN you tech me to be closed minded someday??? from SirSodium % getting laid what a stupid concept % Thanks Timecop, can you help? tabelle: only if you show us porn % timecop: Blow me. % ð timecop/#linuxwarez yanks ldj's cock out and throws it in the recycle bin % dude i dont wanna get glined by the sysop of efnet SOMEONE HELP ME % -addping http://www.obscure.org/~spiggy/manwithhugecock.jpg that is the biggest cock i have ever seen dont you hate it when your cock wakes you up in the morning i don't have a cock % Amok: what did you put in SCORNS coffee? reflux: you really don't wanna know % Anybody has a ftp with lot of songs cause i have about 7500 % how do i un chmod 700 something? % where can i get linux for windows? % skud: give me your thingie % dcc send sung portsentry.conf TripKill: put a / in front of it fuck you % [telia]Foreign OperKill: _cls_ killed RedHat- (heres a good packet size to "freeze somebody's PC!" % mchammer [mchammer@mC.hAMMeR.coM] % I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. % yeah, i'm scared if i ever have kids like my discussion one day will be like 'kids. don't use drugs. even though they're in the bottom drawer in my room. please. and if you use them, replace them. ok' % for relaxation ... i like to masturbate % i work at a donut factory mmmm i put the jelly in the donuts ldj: not the cream? rasauq: only if you're talking about the purple cream % i'm a loser % !learn -f sirsodium <%n> SirSodium is so cool. I wish I could be like him! % you know its bad when ldj comes on you % -:- SignOff [ETER]: #linuxmp3 (Sug å svälj för fan) % sometimes I forget I'm an MCSE and do stupid shit forget? don't you mean remember? % I installed windows 95 on my toilet. after all the years it shit on me now i can return the favor. % I had a grandma that looked like yoda % ùíù Topper has changed the topic on channel #linuxwarez to: /msg timecop if you want accelx, oss or vmware (pre release 2) topper: CRUEL :) very i LIKE it :) so does timecop % cybin: I never use dir... and like I have to use a dos shell at work.. and I catch myself doing "cp" and "ls" and stuff.. =) deeflash: yah, i do that too.. sometimes i even do it under MacOS just to piss the computer off cybin: MacOS has a shell?? deeflash: no, but you know it knows when it's receiving unix commands. it starts speaking in that stupid SimpleText voice says like "oh shit. i % -:- GWIL|NUKE [GWIL_NUKE@HSE-TOR-ppp26487.sympatico.ca] has joined #linuxporn I have a ftp runnin with only teen movies on it 209.226.85.222 port 21 l/p porn ratio is 1:3 % wassup anybody here yeah I'm gonna go fuck my cats though bbl % timecop: I'm not happy unlesss I have someone, you're someone, so I love you. % I thoguht I was lame, that I sucked etc then things changed I realised that I am the best % -:- DanTheMan [oih@193.215.81.129] has joined #linuxmp3 does anyone know of any other big mp3 channels? % | ChanServ (service@dal.net) (Internic Network) ³ ircname : Channel Server | channels : #ÇáäÕÑ #Musashi #0!!!!!!!!LtlGirlSexChat ³ server : services.dal.net ([0.0.0.0] DALnet services home base) % If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. % ùíù i8086 [~amd@client-151-201-27-146.brads.net] has joined #linuxmp3 PUMP UP DA CANUCK ...PUMP UP DA CANUCK....... PUMP UP DA CANUCK ...... PUMP UP DA CANUCK .... EH! ....EH! ùíù i8086 was kicked off #linuxmp3 by cndhoser (ignorant yankee) % ð skud/#linuxmp3 kiss rasauqs feet % -:- neeruam [~nothing@202.155.5.138] has joined #linuxmp3 how can i get mp3 here? anybody can help me? % ‘‘‘ m0f0tr0n [o@pool-209-138-37-25.irvn.grid.net] has joined #Bosnia DA USA IS GOING TO GET YEW ‘‘‘ m0f0tr0n [o@pool-209-138-37-25.irvn.grid.net] has left #Bosnia % canucks have no "little canuck" % i am whored. % http://linuxtoday.com/stories/6561.html --Redhat files for $96 million IPO I'll laugh my ass off when microsoft buys all their shares when they go public. laotse : now that would be funny. Imagine the stockholders meeting when they move to make VB the language for everything. % I dont give a rats ass if the stock boy at COSCO is stoned on the job or at home I really dont give a shit but Ill be god damn I dont want to get on a United Airlines flight with a fucking Glue sniffing piolet either! % ùíù SignOff rellu: #linuxwarez (Get Gay with KDE!) % ð Uaert/#high moons satva (_|_) me lix % oh shit i have to poop % does anyone have a OSS(opensource) license file they could give me ? % SIGINT: my testicles will stay right where they are, thank you very much. % well.... I do look fem sometimes yea and ya call yar self an elf too that dont look good now do it elves r cool =] yea and if an elf sprouted wings it would be a ferry and there lies my point % i must have accex! you must have ass sex? % GODDAMN I want weed who needs weed when y got pussay g'kar: hand != pussy % I used to teleport back in the day when those guys in white were chasing me Mabinogin: So you're from Mississippi, huh? % little girls in tight 2-piece swimsuit bottoms with outlined twats turn me on % i only wish i had a smaller penis, so i could penetrate that little hole in the middle of the cd % hehe some kids i know went to walmart and filled a cart with vaseline and KY Jelly and walked around the store with it % No, no; we don't gnaw on our kitty. % No...I'm actually no where near fucked. I'm so far *PAST* fucked that it'll take a billion years for the light from fucked to get to me. % I want a bitch with beverage taps on her nipples. % I wish I fired something usefull out of my urethra. Like... flames. then when all my friends ask for a light. I can just whip it out. Penis-o-Flame 'That burning sensation'? % NT "programmers" nt "let the wizard write it for me"s % ùíù mode/#linuxmp3 [+v juze] by ldj I LOVE JEWS i am a jew ùíù mode/#linuxmp3 [+v acid^] by ldj % ssuunngg: is it true that you lacking penis because of some accident you had , when you were 5 or something like that % i wish sometimes that woman had BSD license or somethign like that like you could share them with friends you could even make some money from them like selling them and shit % linuxjournal wrote accelerX was faster when handling in motif and gnome % sheep are best taken anally then you dont have to check their gender before you begin % i think people are looking at mad cow disease too negatively after all, wiht that many dead cow corpses, theres enough pussy to go around for all the teenage boys in england % you know what i want to do? sung: yeah, but there aren't any zebras with 50 inch schlongs around % uh no i need nudity :( eh? ok i can do that ð ldj strips naked haha haha % i need nudity :( ð ldj/#linuxmp3 strips naked ok, now I can wack off! ell dee jay pix % >>> TALON98 [~sean@Eclipse.NCI2000.NET] requested XDCC OSS from #linuxwarez % is there like a free book on latex ? yes it's called "Condoms, and what they can do for you" html or smthn? latex condoms? haha % ùíù SignOff Asmodi: #warez2share (If barbie is so popular, why do i have to buy her friends?) % wow my balls itch SirSodium:maybe PsycoDead will scratch them for you please do! % yo skud fuck.yu % [polowy(polowy@ny-ppp089.cecomet.net)] get outta that mp3 channel... thats illegal.. % Pillz: they have this new invention called docs, it replaces the dancing smiling paperclip you're used to % my crotch smells musky % You're dieing right now. % <[Nikon]> Who Have Bash Ansi !? [Nikon]: you would if you had a clue ð PsycoDead coos like a bird 'clue clue... clue clue' ð PsycoDead waits for others to further mock [Nikon] <[Nikon]> PsycoDead, NOT FUCK % can anyone here help me find a warez cd of RedHat 6.0 % i'm too sexy for my mom...to sexy for my mom....even though she drinks my com % bwahaha i knew some asshole will say something something % ill have to do my own personal inspection 'lie down on the table and pull down your panties' ð ldj puts on some latex latex gloves, of course not the 'other' latex haha % i should name my cat 'climax' then i could sit around with friends and say 'im waiting for climax' % im waiting for my climax % i bet some really stupid rednecks have tried to use WD-40 during sex % where can i get a linux mp3 player please that works with slackware 4.0? mpg123 says theres no /dev/dsp! file found, but its there, the program is just rooted % you need to configure sound rtfm bash: rtfm: command not found % amaze: alias rtfm="rm -rf /" i know what alias does and what rm -rf does so bye % my friend's girlfriend died and all her female friends laid him for free they had shifts morning/noon/night damn I hope my gf dies % Yeah, well, sometimes i dig my fingers around my anus in the shower.. then smell those. i do that too i like to leave brown streaks on my soap bar % Yeah, well, sometimes i dig my fingers around my anus in the shower.. then smell those. i do that too i like to leave brown streaks on my soap bar and then wash them off on my face and pretend im an indian wearing war paint % Yeah, well, sometimes i dig my fingers around my anus in the shower.. then smell those. REAL NICE. >:(~ % Windows NT is very secure in the shrinkwrap. % ùíù SirSodium is now known as SirSodomy ldj eat your heart out! % ð timecop is away: gay <> [ Logging, Page: On ] ð PsycoDead is away: straight [BX-MsgLog On] % [Ian_] If you like Gillian Anderson I have a MPEG of the techno song she did. [Ian_] You can turn the volume down and wank to GA thrashing all over the place orgasming % ùíù SignOff SyS_RaGE: #linuxwarez (Broken Pipe. Damn! Now what am I gonna smoke with? % my sisters boyfreind called she was in using the bathroom i said hold on she is taking a shit then i said reall yloud to my sister "why you making all them noises" then i said "Did you remember to wipe yer ass" % why does every chick on alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.nonude look like a bowser % one time i put a carameled apple in my butt boy i tell you my dog had a fun time getting THAT one out a lot of licking and panting % ùíù DCC SEND:ching-chang-ziang-tai-choi.jpg [59.24Kb] to Nathan completed in 128 secs (0.4628 Kb/sec) % Skud your lucky to have a modem im currently screaming in to my phone like an enraged monkey % i have this MAD fetish for chicks in baseball uniforms i dunno if thats just me.. but those thin vertical stripes.. hubba hubba % seen your mom Let's not get personal, PsycoDead. % seen my hairy cock I don't know anything about your hairy cock, and how fucking huge it is , PsycoDead % ldj you must smoke the finest imported crack % j00 FeWlz Must b0w aND ph34r!@#@#@#@#@# jEAH % wat is the difference between Linux, *BSD, and SunOS/Solaris linux is a free version of solaris, which is sysv shit % I am cybersexing % [server]Foreign OperKill: frash killed ddd (mass invite anyone else, and I'll rip your puic hair out) % ùíù kcunac [amd@client-151-201-27-135.brads.net] has joined #linuxmp3 eh! eh! !he !he ùíù kcunac [amd@client-151-201-27-135.brads.net] has left #linuxmp3 [] what the fuck was that ? % AHH my dad shaved the dog HAAHHAH it looks like a 3 ft long penis % ð vAmPiR is idle, bloodsucking... [bX(l/on p/on)] % can redhat be installed on fat32 drive? % How do I upgrade AfterStep? % Playing MPEG stream from Offspring_-_Why_Don't_you_get_a_job_^Ne0pHyTe^.mp3 ... ewww offspring i wish they'd go get jobs % ldj [ldj@toby.ndip.eskimo.net] requested unknown ctcp DICK_LENGTH from #linuxmp3 ùíù sung was kicked off #linuxmp3 by ldj (5.1 inches [1]) % one of these days im gonna put on some fag leather, drive to the sperm bank and go in there with a milk jug and say "is this the sperm bank? I'd like to make a withdrawal", and try and pay with food stamps % Do I need to install both linux and xwindows? % fe fi fo fum, suck my nuts and lick my bum % how bout I fill your mom with my massive meat till she screams your name out % OH MY GOD SKUD YOU PERVERT YOU SEXUAL DEVIANT STOP OFFERING THAT PICTURE IMMEDIATLY IF NOT SOONER % How come all female Linux users are either dykes or fat? Or a combination of the two % is there a site that sells crack pipes? % the only way to fix that is to slice your cock open like a steak roll % ùíù Nathan has changed the topic on channel #linuxmp3 to: msg me for mad anal sex0rz! % don't unf me you dirty little whore. % Quazgaa: buds ? Quazgaa: whats that % "Uh, hey, wanna borrow me $40 for a new cdrom?" "What happened to your old one?" "My urinate through the plastic gears" % <^DmAn^> the system as in the MAN <^SiMDuDe^> damn cops <^DmAn^> the man tryin to bring me down <^SiMDuDe^> damn cops <^DmAn^> but i'm to smart for the man <^SiMDuDe^> damn cops <^DmAn^> damn right <^DmAn^> rodney king. Rodney King! RODNEY KING!@ % <`madsage> i'm a 36 yr old unix sysadmin, looking for 22-25 yr old female with red hair, flat head, no front teeth, knee pads, must wash dishes, windows, clothes, and cooks very well.. % ye wisemen sayeth: "teach a man how to lick balls and he will practice on yours" % <[DTR]> the stupiditly of ppl never ceases to disgust me % i lost a webpage link that I had which contained many liscenes for linux. % ùíù Topic for #linuxmp3: SIGINT is a fucking retard ùíù topic set by SIGINT [Sun Jun 27 12:05:22 1999] % rasauq it's blowing harder than monika lewensky out there % !learn -f gay it's spelled gay, but it's pronounced Nathan % bleach can really kill your liver i've tried to quit drinking it before but i keep going back i also heard something about it making you stupid but i don heard something about it making you stupid but i dont believe that % Are you using hte Gaycard 6500? With 64mbof ASSRAM? no. im using the Gaycard 9000 with 128mb of ASSRAM % hehe.. we know you want nsync ZombieMan EcoR1:yeah they are hot i jack off to them every night % my kitty is sitting on my laptop - PsycoDead/#linuxmp3 wants a pussy on his lap top for the first time, sung as a pussy in his lap :) % ive got 1.8gb of jap xxx vcds % wow..i guess pillows really do block air flow...im sitting on one and i cant get this fart out.. % actually, hallucinogens arent metabolised so if you drink your piss after a trip you'll trip again % i've jizzed into a bleech container before almost filled it up in 2 days then i sloshed the thing on someone i didn't like car's windshield needless to say, their windshield wipers were a little sticky and i bet mechanics hated working on their car % i'm going back to sql sql is soo weird it's worse than fucking % ùíù aFR [afr@my.farts.cause.nuclear.reaction.org] has joined #linuxwarez % laotse: teech me to hack ! i wanna be an elite hacker! % -blueknght(~blueknght@dyn1-tnt1-4.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net)- My search for braincell found nothing! [WaVGeT] % fork bombs can be dangerous the metal tangs will tear flesh % ùíù rndm [random@CLSPB106-15.splitrock.net] has joined #linuxwarez <----needs partition magic? ùíù rndm was kicked off #linuxwarez by Topper (what a gay way of asking for something) % seen AKslut's goat fucking father Why are you bothering me with questions about NivFreak's goat fucking father, PsycoDead? % (RAruler/#oldwarez) Helm is missing half of his penis (Helm/#oldwarez) RAruler, i only have one testicle ..they call me "solo" (PainBreak/#OldWArEZ) I have no girlfriend..they call me Hand Solo % I read hardware docs like ldj does porn just something my screwed up mind understands % why is santa so jolly? because he knows where all the naughty girls live =] (irc.core.com motd) % STOP! YOU! STOP LAUGHING! YOU ARE ILLEGALLY INSANE % Ian_: your related to ldj? aeonflux: We're tighter than a fat bitches asscheeks Maybe that wasn't a good example. no it wasn't Tighter than a 7 year old virgin. Ian_: tighter then the hole in your head that your brain escaped through aeonflux: Hah Yeah, that tight % I drink piss % anyone's tried Frontpage for linux ? % is it possible to uhh play mp3s with a pc speaker? % Maybe I have to reconsider my definition of a small penis. what exactly is a small penis? Ian_: yours % ð taekwondo/#apc is away, autoaway [log:ON] [page:ON] [email:not-set-yet] ok what do i do now it says autoaway leave till it says autoback % PsycoDead: you can look for accelerated-X for me ? % <[hC]> anyone know where i can get cheap laptops from? hot even? [hC] just buy a normal one and put it into the microwave % gtkctrlaltdel is a GUI frontend for pressing CTRL ALT and DEL keys. You no longer have to remember the combination to reset your computer, just launch gtkctrlaltdel and select the keys in an easy and user friendly environment. % Q: What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? A: About 10 minutes in a microwave. % i like kix alot tho.. its like.. just plain sugar.. not wierd colored sugar like that fuit loops shit.. if i was black.. i might be into the colored sugar..but im white.. so i like my plain old white ass sugar % one time i measured it and it was like 8 1/4" .. most of the time when im hard tho its only like 7" or so.. .. so i tell everyone its 8 1/4" :) % nick nack paddy whack give a dog a boner % úúú signoff/#LinuxWarez.. _core (Excess braincells...!) úúú signoff/#LinuxWarez.. ldj (Excess penis length) % i bet i can french my cat ð sung tries god damn it refuses to lick my tongue % I'm bizzy turying to kill mysefl with bere % irc is like the trailerpark of the internet. % ~ G`Kar heard Dem0 drinks smelly mexican farm workers jizz from his tennis shoes I DO NOT! % [Dark|Man(darky@CPE-24-192-14-170.vic.bigpond.net.au)] ya sorry i got confused for a sec there.. im a redhat person % Im going to re-enact Oklahomo City Bombing on this ISP % I can't take it anymore, I'm going... sane % I know a guy who sticks Sharpie pens up his asshole for sexual stimulation. Then he puts the pens back in the pen drawer for other people to use. His nick on IRC is CerealBox % Does anyone here have A licence key for Vmlinuz % any good sites out there with some rpm's % <@Amok> timecop is GAY: Assmunch. % I am the original uncle fucker. % she said my dick was so small i could piss on my nuts % -pontifex(roberts@ts7-35t-35.idirect.com)- PUBLIC Flood! You'll be ignored now. Error 001: Stupid User Detected. % !learn -f LrdDetain <%n> Oh My God LrdDetain makes my panties all wet! I NEED him to fuck me hard in every hole of my body!!! % chrisf around? raz: he's wacking his binturong % can i msg u oven ? only for sex % woah i just noticed that "a/v gain" can be rearranged to spell "vagina" % "I have an sb16 and a matrox millenium! I need oss and accelx!" % rick-: you must be high if you think you can break into my box if I had enough time and resources I could because it is possible resources schmesources % NOBODY EXPECTS THE MICROSOFT INQUISITION OUR CHIEF WIGGUM YOU WILL FEAR AND DOUBT % that will capture all the addy's on that subdomain chrisf: who invited you in here? % if ANYONE can get me "the faculty soundtrack" I will like give them one of my nuts it could be usefull somewhat there are like 101 uses for a detached testicle door stop toy for the kitten extra golfball ball for the kid to play with. % <]bean[> somery, what OS i'm using mirc % do you want to cyber sex? please specify explicitly what your request entails. % how do you offer shit in mirc? % How to hack a server which is on but is :( % akitten, I am a 51 year old male new to the internet. I am interested in the subject of having sex with babies. (I'm particularly interested in anal play) A baby will hold a man's penis like a bottle and suckle on the head, it's quite natural % ð ldj masturbates a violin, his sensual touch arousing a quiver of harmonic lure in each soft note ð ldj humps the violin erotically % Jul 13 15:17:56 ldj imapd[2359]: command stream end of file, while stroking huge fur-covered horsey cock doh % ùíù ldj has changed the topic on channel #linuxmp3 to: Please Fondle My Hairy Binturong % shit it ruined this dick % I went to toppers house today. He's got a huge poster of some WNBA star. And I couldn't help notice that right next to it was his spankerchief. % -city:#linuxmp3- ping 197: i swear to god these ppl my parents invited over for the weekend are fucking in my bed my mom makes guests sleep in my bed too % SirSodium : so what if I'm fucking gay. Its the only way I can get any! % I think a TERRORIST should build a big BOMB and BLOW UP the patent office % showers are overrated % somebody know a mode to fake the IP? raistlinm: moron ZombieMAn: what is mowon? % -city!#linuxmp3- (author = oldformat) (Wed Dec 31 16:00:00 1969) who the hell is oldformat think about it for a second never heard of him % ldj hast keine kugeln ldj has no balls HAHA i DO TOO HAVE BALLS % "MP3 is the operating system of digital downloads," said Bob Kohn, chairman of EMusic Inc., a digital downloading site formerly known as GoodNoise. % <@Topper> /bin/sh: rasauqs_mom_is_a_wohre: command not found % hi kids hi uncle Segfault! % if you use linux, and you don't know geek, you're a script kiddie % does anyone know of an IDE controller that does raid5 % one time i was hanging out with my girlfriend at a lake, and i got up for a minute to get something and when i came back i snuck up behind her and unzipped my fly, then tapped her on the shoulder with my dick. She was so suprised that she gave me a free blowjob heh but the next tiem she tapped me on teh shoulder with her clitoris i was even more surprised % there needs to be a moron kick but I don't know how to code bitchx to detect morons. % Question : Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Answer: ASK YOUR MOM % that's addping quality no it isnt % sometimes i take the marbles out of zinx's butt and put them in mine % Making HTTP connection to dildo-drive.porncity.net. i guess i dildo drive is like a community project where all the members of the community donate old used dildos that are no longer in service to the poor and girls who cant afford them % July 4: A blonde shemale in this gallery July 3: A man chugaluging a milk carton full of goat semen % how do i undo .tgz? % someone send me gcc.c % i love my cat it sucks on my ear uhhhh yeah ð sung/#linuxmp3 loves obsd % i was really high today, and cut my hands all up trying to construct a phat pipe cleaner from coat hangers % ooh peanut butter and jelly enema that'd be fun to lick out or suck out % i have another question. any good internet capable teminal emulator out there (for linux?) % ldj: you gotta be on tv...dood, the first product of a homaphradite... furr_: hermaphrodite? no dude i just have two daddies TimeCop and Merlin heh at least thats what they tell me something about being the first "anal baby" too % dogmeat; yeah, there's so many docs they can read to do it themselves but when they do it themselves they type rm -rf / instead of make dep somehow SIGINT: ever get a burn to start yelling out RTFM!!! RTFM!!! READ THE FUCKING MANUAL!!! and start tearing out your hair? % timecop: damn, i was hoping you would stay gone Topper: BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU IS SO STRONG I HAD TO COME BACK YOU AND LOGICTRAP I WANT BOTH OF YOU % This weekend I went outdoors to see what all the hoopla is about. I found it to be bright, too hot, and I couldn't find an ethernet jack anywhere. Don't believe the hype. Indoors is where it's at. % [drOCTAGOn(~booyeah@ironkite.com)] lIW mUH bALLz [msg(drOCTAGOn)] ok [msg(drOCTAGOn)] $5 each [drOCTAGOn(~booyeah@ironkite.com)] will credit card do? [msg(drOCTAGOn)] only Visagina or MasterBate [drOCTAGOn(~booyeah@ironkite.com)] wtf are you talking about. stop smoking crack nigger % i love fucking gdb % do send this pic yeah all this talk of anal with rats and fags is makin karnage h0rny % Aanal Inflicted Death Sentence % since the cc generator program in't .exe where do I download It to utilize it % bri4n: you want winnuke.exe? % who give a fuck about JFK jr. sendai: i hear he had one nut that hung lower than the other ldj: maybe that threw the plane offbalance % bi chix are cool because then you can both beat off to chick porn % and do they make my box rootable? barneyfoo: yes, they will make it so if you telnet to port 5000, type "bill gates is nothing compared to me" and press ctrl-shift-3, then you own them % my hardware is like super standard though. dont really need modules % susy palm is getting tired % hey guys, will the model 2000 volkswagon beetle be called the y2k bug? % anal. if you thought you blew your load quick before, anal will make ya think twice. it's like push, push, push, jizz. % oh well, I'll go make fun of people in #teenchat that always seems to amuse me in the wee hours of the morning *sits and waits for someone to say something stupid* <__mcp__> I got jailed for rapin my gramma perfect. % oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak % hey when i wnat to connect by XWINDOWS it says to me"cant open modem" whatshould i do? % hes not saying anything [...] sorry i was away masserbassing understandable % ‘‘‘ Topic (#linuxmp3): changed by ldj: Old Navy Preformance Condoms: You're invited! Can you be there... Preformance Condoms! OOooh they're fine! Preformance Condoms! I'll be there at nine! % ... the reason is, i stuck in the ram wrong and then i started to smell smoke and shit i'm just retarded i guess % [msg(atomicdog)] you ircops are getting more and more stupid % !irc.ced.chalmers.se!! Received SQUIT irc.nip.nl from brian2 (hacked, and STOP MESSAGING ME MORONS, I'M DOING SERVER STUFF) % ‘‘‘ mode/#linuxmp3 [+mi+lk 4 cows] by Sasafras % ð Sasafras/#linuxmp3 is away: (whoring my body for crack) [BX-MsgLog On] % ‘‘‘ kostya [kostya@spb-2-218.dialup.peterlink.ru] has joined #linuxmp3 kostya Hey, are you a hairy Russian girl? I hear-tell Russian girls vaginas are so hairy that you could snip off enough hair to make a wig and there'd *STILL* be some left over. % no ircops kill me even if i call him/her an idiot you can kill yourself with a special command /disco úúú signoff/#LinuxMp3.. sung (Disconnecting) % ‘‘‘ Compjunki was kicked off #linuxmp3 by city (zLame: *mIRC*(1/1) total[1/1]) [11:49pm < Compjunki] hey, how come i was kicked out of the channel? ...lol..and now all of a suddent its an invite only :( % red, white, and blue == canadian flag and a beer :) % ankou (ankou@137dul240.bresnanlink.net) ircname : Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers % is it true that you need an extra card to grab video off the tv? canada1 no you just hook a hard drive to your vcr % redhat has anounced a e-commerce server.. wow I woudl love to run my secure ssl sites that transfer cc numbers and other vbaluable data in the worlds most insecure linux distribution... % canadians are better than americans % my soda can smells like cat fur % that guy is more paranoid than all those people trying to kill me % (zinx) JAR JAR MUST DIE zinx: you couldnt' be more right unless you said JAR JAR MUST DIE IN A POT OF BOILING ACID, GAGGED WITH A CHUNK OF BROWN ELEPHANT SHIT ..UNTIL HIS BUGGY LITTLE EYES-SAA POP OUT OF HIS FUCKING HEAD % You will get run over by a pizza delivery car today. % NEW YORK--According to a report released Monday by the Modern Language Association, speakers of the Star Trek-based Klingon language outnumber individuals fluent in Navajo by a margin of more than seven-to-one. % [dem0nlord] man i saw some serious hillbilly shit in arkansas last weekend [dem0nlord] some people live in trailers. not house trailers, but camping trailers [dem0nlord] and this one camping trailer had a stone chimney built onto the side of it [Topper] people back home did that % woody harrelson owns you i mean, imagine the chicks you could pick up with a name like 'woody' % hey how much would aol charge me to colo % hELLZ yEAH.. i love people with small dicks ! % I FUCK GOATS! ph34r % hey, i admit it i am a necropheliac % ~ Quazgaa is away, hankey spankey (l!on) : os/bx % my sphincter makes a clicking sound whenever i have a bowel movement my sphincter makes a clicking sound whenever i have a bowel movement % what is the gcc comand for smurf.c? % The UCITA deregulates product licensing and covers software, [cut for space]. It further allows vendors to disable software remotely as a means for repossessing products; makes shrinkwrap licensing terms more enforceable; prevents license transfers from one party to another without vendor approval; outlaws reverse engineering; and lets vendors disclaim warranties. "We think that this will extend the rights of end users," --Ray Nimmer % úúú signoff/#LinuxWarez.. Zippy2 (Local kill by DanL (No, I dont want to see your picture at www.goatse.cx)) % i used to be pretty fond of torn flesh not so long ago % "A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from gladwrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." % where were you? on a heaping pile of shit? where do you find 122 flies? i was in bosnia for 3 weeks bosnia, heaping pile of shit... same thing % but this channel has changed Psycodead got a sex change SIGINT: so he is man now ? % hehe, its good to see that this channel havent changed as much bullshit as always but this channel has changed Psycodead got a sex change rasauq finally got laid .. by psyco sasafras grew a second penis im stroking it now % timecop's schlong is frozen i am _not_ tc's schlong. % skud_: i'm not gay PsycoDead: why not ? % ð Ian_/#linuxmp3 is rubbing his big black pussy % New ICQ spam: URL: http://freedoc.i.am Description: Free Computer Documentation, Source Code & More! % Conformity is the refuge of the unimaginative. % I ONLY USE LINUX BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD WINDOWS % what's the cmmand line to rip a cd on /dev/hdd cdparanoia -z -B 1-5 i'm using bladenc fuck cdparanoia % psyco: mind giving me a quick one? Compjunki: you sicko! i don't swing that way! % accelx is faster and more stable.. % dude I met the guy making the lighting and his gay friend that keeps throwing it at us % well.. any VGA compatible card will work.. and non-vga compatible card will blow goats out its ass zinx: i dont see any goats, should I try rebooting? % anyone know a place with linux ip spoofers that don't need name access on the server and r irc freindly? <--- I don't care what you say, a perfect god would never create people like that % rick-: dont brag about having x86 arch that's like bragging you buy your clothes at the gap % ARP sucks its old it's from ARPANET ! % i need a better ver or irc % [compjunki] okay...howcan i get linux..and be elite :) % REd H4x: i got a Cable Modem setupid with a 3 TOn War Dialer which bumps my k up to 700 and some % "We have dumb programmers, its as simple as that" -- microsoft spokesman % "We are currently investigating the rumor that our beta testers are all playing solitare, it seems that is the only stable application" --microsoft % i' gonna go whack off a goat err i'm going to bed % ùíù SignOff Milk_Lion: #linuxwarez (brb dling LINUX FOR DOS Monkey LInux) % ipmasqing is not ip spoofing? % I'm too objective to handle 2 hour sex. I'd be thinking about all the missed quake playing time through the last 1:59 of it. % (DiscoBean) GOD DAMNIT I HATE HOMOSEXUAL CODERS (DiscoBean) fucking dumb fucking ass-hole rimmers % DOS is the mother of all operating systems % xfree isnt accelrated !! % i did a fucking cat % ð datadevil/#themes.org is having fun with kde2 % i saw the movie hackers and i want to be like them does linex make hard drives? % <[XoNiC]Wk> UGLY GAY HORSES FUCKING? as opposed to Attractive Straight Horses practicing Abstinance? % ~ LrdDetain is away: (taking a shower) [BX-MsgLog On] ~ Sasafras is away: (hopping in with him) [BX-MsgLog On] % Amok: How's it going? version2: you really don't wanna know % <-- lag <-- fag % KIL ME XREF YOU HAQER WHOO HAH nope WHOO HAH well ùíù SignOff UncleJed: #us-opers (Local kill by coremon ((Xref@coremon) DIE DIE DIE)) % {CGS}METH, you do realize accel x will not speed up windows 98 correct ? % i was hoping you used linux heh i did till i figured it doesnt like me % [[chr](chr@cable426.usuarios.retecal.es)] Really I'd like to insult you in English, but I can't, do you speak Spanish? % I NEED A CASE I NEED A BLOWJOB CAN WE TRADE? % ~ furr_ is a way [takin a monster shit...damn im glad im not gay, if shit is this small and feels so large, id hate to imagine what a thick cock would feel like] ùíù furr_ was kicked off #linuxwarez by monstr (i dont need to see that) % úúú join/#linuxmp3 (DiscoBean!~bean@137dul230.bresnanlink.net).. (zinx) FEAR zinx: yeah, I know, that happens a lot when I join channles. % what's a rimjob? % ð goober/#linuxmp3 needs alannis morsette - so pure, it's the first song I can stand from that ugly canadian I'm from Canada, and I still can't stand that ugly Canadian all canadians are ugly and stupid ùíù goober was kicked off #LinuxMP3 by SIGINT (Bitch-X BaBy! % [i8086(fohjierkn@209.114.139.206)] you keep living in denial that a girl was actually insterested in me % Sas-DCC: !list -find Pentiums -gnu:#linuxmp3- No matches found for pentiums someone send me the mpg of all about the pentiums by weird al. % Best Vhost: loves.to.cum.on.the.chicks.che.st % how to use rtfm anybody? (overheard on Dalnet #linux) % ùíù mode/#linuxmp3 [+o sung] by LrdDetain % [msg(timecop)] i love you % i´m an indian from norway.. and i like boys.. % where can i download xdcc program for linux ? % whats the best mp3 encoder fall0ut: your mom OH mp3 encoder i thought you said cocksucker % and i must say shes hot for a 6 year old % white is exactly the same thing as grey, but different % !Uworld.EU.Undernet.Org!! GLINE for *new@210-55-123-206.dialup.xtra.co.nz [1] (On Thu Aug 12 14:46:43 1999 GMT for 3600 seconds: still passing out trojans to newbies) % ùíù rxvt [wjr@mail.31337.com] has joined #linuxmp3 ùíù rxvt was kicked off #LinuxMp3 by NivFreak (s(k) WHERE YOU SLEEPING ON THE JOB AGAIN) % i back orficed my sister how incestuous. % Balls pop out of my mouth. % MrBucket: do you often have balls in your mouth? PsycoDead: That is an inappropriate question. PsycoDead: Got suck a fat hog. % yeah, compaq must be the "big boys" you know, potty-trained % [troo(kdwycha@173.tampa-23-24rs16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net)] oh good your here! whats wrong with the kiddie porn server tonight? do you got it up? im trying to download some pictures. % rasauq: i prefer using mirc rather than wuftp on a slow server.. % redhat is made by the same people that make suse % "Use double rot13 for extra encryption!" % !Uworld.EU.Undernet.Org!! GLINE for *new@210-55-123-206.dialup.xtra.co.nz [1] (On Thu Aug 12 14:46:43 1999 GMT for 3600 seconds: still passing out trojans to newbies) % <_Trench_> I wanna be a rastafarian.. They believe that their relationship with their god is based directly on how much weed they smoke. % <[Jer]> Is there anyways to upgrade my Linux RedHat 5.1 KERNEL so that it will run my SB64PCI? (no RTFM's, pleeeeasswee!!! hehe) % Does anyone know the difference between FreeBSD for Linux and Windows for Workgroups 3.11? % y2k .. rymes w/ im a gay ? anyone notice that ? % i always wake up with erections it's like youe pennis is saying hello to you i would find it disappointing if i didn't % SIGINT: what? linux can boot with no keyboard, no screen, no mouse, no hd. but it cannot boot with no RAM? that sux.. % can someone here send me linux.exe??? ogre: i only have the old linux.com program no way linux.bat 0wnz % ùíù SignOff zinx: #linuxporn (FUCKING) % They closed the arcade at my mall and replaced it with what? A PICTURE FRAME STORE. Right in the middle of the food+entertainment center of the mall. A PICTURE FRAME store. Yeah honey, I'm going to go ice skate and get some pizza and get a PICTURE FRAME. Yeah. % man just think of the load an elephant would blow you could like drown 'i sentence you to death by elephant wad' % úúú signoff/#LinuxWarez.. NoWoL ( jmen va macheter WINDOWS 95 FOR DUMMIES) % [pachell(pactel@ns2.neospeed.com)] i can drop 90% of isps out there % barneyfoo: i guess since its a "small erectorial organ" your penis would be a clitoris yeah it is I'm a she-male cool % beer/dr. pepper gets rid of morning taste or pussy if you are lucky shit.. wrong screen % ùíù Topic (#linuxmp3): changed by SIGINT: IRCing from Can: POOP STATUS: 72% (stalled) ùíù Topic (#linuxmp3): changed by Sasafras: IRCing from Can: POOP STATUS: 100% (core dumped) % stfu ? pipit: hell yeah! % ùíù SirSodium [gandhi@new-pbnyusr0-a118.ny.tds.net] has joined #vcd's >>> [N]iSSaN Invites You to #Vcdz4Free >>> [N]iSSaN Invites You to #Vcdz4Free <[N]iSSaN> bitch ùíù [N]iSSaN [NiSSaN@host-216-78-97-107.asm.bellsouth.net] has left #vcd's % ùíù [02:08am] SignOff ^genesis: #linuxwarez (fingerfucking mary jo rottencrotch through her purty pink panties) % http://hackmobile.com/~dolphin/anuspower.jpg SON OF A BITCH THATS DISGUSTING and im eating too! hahahahaha | is this from an alternate reality, or did ldj really just get grossed out? % SirSodium: joe killed my vhosts on the nameserver without telling me so now i know that he's unreliable % grompf: my penis fell off the other day Dogmeat: Thats gotta suck grompf: just thought you might like to know.. % [Nathan(nathan@cx546345-a.chnd1.az.home.com)] fear my xmms+KDE % is there a place where i can download linux for free? % ldj: do you know how to be a normal person ? barneyfoo: no, but i imagine it would start by skipping my daily peanut butter enema % dont make me come over there and lick your balls er kick your ass % ð Quazgaa smiles and wipes the jizz off his chin % Umm got solaris installed Need Gzip now :) but to compile it i need gcc to uncompress gcc i need gzip I Love Fatal embraces :) And the binary for solaris i found didnt work % fine i'll play with myself % is norway in sweden? % [lonely2(slap@client-151-201-27-105.brads.net)] like a canuck eh?, like a canuck eh?, like a canuck eh?, I DID IT ALL for canookie, cannookie, drink moosehead with your cookie % I want rpms of all software, otherwise I'll just have to install them into /usr/local and I don't particularly like that % al^^: eheh i speak english since i was 2 % i need a liscense file for osslite % ð timecop is away: igloo melted all over his keyboard... <> [ Logging, Page: On ] % A relative of mine is a col in the marines and he attended sniper school. He was in lebenan RevL3: I read that as "lesbian" Because you are a horny fuck % ldj, max 5 years astro: i think prison time should no longer be measured in years, it should be measured in inches the diameter of your anus % spdr [spdr@shocked.his.balls.with.a.9v.to.make.himself.un.sterile.net] % That's funny. When I booted Windows after the rollover, it was unstable. Zif_: So....not much changed huh? % <[kilroy]> i want - that.little.girl.on.the.pepsi.commercials.pisses.me.off.she.must.d.ie i.want.that.little.girl.on.the.pepsi.commercials.because.im.a.pedofile.org % fuck. must be windows reinstall time. too many thigns fucking uo % rasauq: did I tell you about that guy at work that got fired for wacking off at work % i don't even have it unzipped in there % do you know of a good suicide shop ? it's probably a bad buisness to be in but whatever. not too many repeat customers % I don't like penis butter % speaking of peanut butter take some into a bathroom stall with you wait till like, someone else comes in and sits down then smear some peanut butter on toiler paper and drop it under the stall divider and be like "can you kick that back over here?" % im 15, male, and seckzy. anyone interested? missng: me % Tonight on FOX news at 10: Canuck goes on murderous rampage, was it really bad service or pent up homosexuality issues? (cuts to security camera clip showing a guy with a shotgun yelling) "YOU'RE ALL GAY! *BOOM*" % [server]Foreign OperKill: CBongo killed fastred (spammer so lame he forgot the channel name) % hUMP mY hUGE pURPLE eRECTION hUMP iT yES yES oH YES you need a life % Phear the awesome stability of Windows! 11h 4m 34s uptime insanity: no way my computer is amazing me... 3 copies of bpftp going, Serv-u, getright and MIRC for more than 24hours % ð genno is redhat 6.0 % you know you're a geek when you're listening to a song and he sings "i am alone.. except for my rage... MY RAGE" and the first thing that pops into your mind is 128 good thing i don't have "In the Springtime of His Voodoo" on my playlist % when you tell someone you're busy, and they msg you, then change the topic of a channel to something like "bother me and die", then ban them from a channel, tell them you're putting them on ignore, and they still message you and a bot thinking it's you, cause they want a file, and still don't get the hint that you don't wanna be bothered, they need to be the clue resistance poster child. % I feel like I am going to puke I drank a whole jar of pickle juice % anyone know how to convert asf to mpg? mv blah.asf blah.mpg % id rather have a secure server<[DTR]`> you think NT is secure? <[DTR]`> hahahahhahahhahahhahahhahaha <[DTR]`> hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh more secure than any unix % rasauq how about i just orally pleasure a cat and you watch? % I thought linus wanted a unix to do his homework with instead of using minix % MACOS kicks all % i washed my sister's undies by accident % it's nice when I wear my contacts... I can sit back a few feet and actually read my monitor u gettin old Niv like me % ever since that realdoll arrived in the mail, ldj hasn't been seen % = LrdDetain cuddles /bin/bash i love you bash % I was at burger king nd I saw a girl scout troup so, of course I exposed myself and proceeded to masturbate on their prepubecent faces. when a fucking PIG drives up % umm... what is x86 % "if you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one is carrying it for him.. which one would you assume is in charge?" % windows seems to be stable % How the fuck do you make a tar file % (sungfung) ZINX (zinx) DON'T SCREAM % if you hold in a fart youll spontaneously combust hah i gotta try that ;> % well, don't all home.com admins have extraordinarily large penises? thats why the bandwith sucks, right? oh, yes, you figured it out. amazing. % <{DKnight}> how do you know a waitress hates you.....you order a bloody mary and she leaves the string in % what the worst part about eating a vegetable? picking the wheelchair outta your teeth % <{DKnight}> how do you make a woman scream twice? ..... fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on the curtains % What advantage does a test-tube baby have over a natural birth baby? a womb with a view % <{DKnight}> whats the best part of being a pediphile? ..... the small hands make your dick look huge % <{DKnight}> ok heres a light one then.......a father and son are walking through a park.....two people are fucking on a park bench...kids goes what r they doing? father replies making cakes....next day kid runs in the room yelling mommy, daddy you made cakes lasy night....father goes how do you know...kid says i just licked the icing off the couch % It took the computing power of two Commodore 64 computers to fly to the moon. It takes a 486 66MHZ computer to run Windows 95. Anything wrong? % I use your nick because i like you so much. Thats why... % We were at dinner and my mom goes "Does anyone where a red ringed sock?" and we were like "no, no, no." my brother goes and gets the shell and it's looking all normal. He reaches in and pulls out a condom! my 5 year old sister asks "What was that?" and my stepdad says "Its a balloon. A special balloon for when a man is sick." % ldj is one sexy mother f-er % i like kde little cpu usage % everything has gone pear shaped. Oh well - look ma, I'm core dumping! % User Space is the space between your ctrl and alt keys. % <]Carcass[> AAAhh user space is the allowed time that the user has to execute what ever program he wishes? % <[hC]> If i come down tomorrow, i'll bring my 19" % I masticate 3 times a day I masturbate three times a day % ùíù NetSplit: not..bbl split from brb..maybe..if [09:06pm] % *** DCC SEND (command.com 93880) request received from _ZOOT_ [24.218.41.5:1574] <_ZOOT_> Random: dos attack. % grompf : shes about 400 pounds and a a real cutie % muhahahaa my first spam test run using 100% homebrewed scripts i cant wait to see if it works phag im getting a hardon just thinking about it ùíù darkl0rd was kicked off #linuxmp3 by PsycoXul (SPAMMING IS GAY) % I fucked up a job interview today...I accidently got to comfortable with the person doing the interview, we where all joking around, and then I told him this joke about how I would violently rape his 3 year old daughter, and he told me "I'll let you know if you get the job, bye" % The only intuitive interface is the nipple, everything else is learned. % da da da, da da da, feeeel like jerkin offf feeel like jerrr kin awwffff onn you % what was i thinking when i bought all these cds i own, and all the video games when i was younger if i had all the money i spent on that shit i could buy like 20 pounds of weed % but im gonna go to college and become a computer word processor and programmer. hopefully. this guy is gonna become a computer word processor he'll compete with word perfect and M$ Word % i will bend you over and make you nibble the dirty bits off my shoes % some one used Kpenis to infect it with the Ksemen virus, resulting in that Khormonal way that comes with Kpregnancy. % <[hC]> GAWD DAMN <[hC]> The news just showed a fork lift hauling out a dead 600lbs woman from a hole in her house. <[hC]> GAWD THAT GETS ME HORNY ð [hC] is away: uuuuNNNNNF - Beating off [BX-MsgLog Off] % ùíù SignOff [hC]: #linuxmp3 (600lb dead corpse lady, here i come.) % -Amok- exploits == For the latest exploits, email root@fbi.gov and request info. <_zap> damn <_zap> i emailed that <_zap> and got mega shit % sung: you're going to sit on your ass and do nothing really cool for the rest of your life and when you're 50 you'll die of shame because you wasted your life..... (theo de raadt creator of openBSD project to sung of #linuxmp3 :) % shiver: where could I get it for free ? beast97: from my oversized, hardening, thing. % ùíù [11:18pm] Quazgaa [Koren@m26.telcomplus.net] has joined #linuxporn !monkeyspank % ùíù Topic (#linuxmp3): RIP W. Richard Stevens ùíù Topic (#linuxmp3): set by Nathan at Sat Sep 4 21:09:02 1999 who the hell is richard stevens? PsycoXul: he's my dad % ùíù Topic (#linuxwarez): changed by reflux: If ducks speak in duck, and the french speak in french, what do french ducks speak? reflux: they speak fuck! % I need a version of gdb that runs on people so I can crack my girlfriend into being less of a bitch, anyone have a gdb like that? % ftp.linuxwarez.com is a wingate! % <[CRiMSON]> Daluvb0at: I will not do you sexual favors ;) [CRIMSON]: stay poor then :P % sungfung> I AM GAY!!# I AM SO GOD DAMN GAY%!!% I AM THE THE GAYEST PERSON IN THE WORLD % hey guys, what's the best price for buying a 3com Palm IIIx online? does this look like #the_price_is_right? do I look like Monty Hall? % "Subtle mind control? Why do all these HTML buttons say 'Submit' ?" % i dont do porn % PsycoXul: send! PsycoXul: ill give you head ùíù DCC GET (head) request from Zippy2[bored@nyf-ny7-38.ix.netcom.com [198.211.17.166:1432]] 19.56 kb % Nathan: wunscht du mit mir bumsen? % sung's icq number is 48516810, submit it to every porn and spam mailing list you can find! % 21:08:32 (2.01 KB/s) - `oh.us.mirrors.freshmeat.net/appindex/1999/01/12/916137627.html' saved [7824/7824] FINISHED --21:11:21-- Downloaded: 43,675,763 bytes in 5003 files % whats mescaline i think its like ketamine. whats ketamine i think its like mescaline. % i'm more of an ass man myself % dldldlddTERM/quit F7/quit úúú signoff/#LinuxWarez.. phus (phus has no reason) % everything but my crotch is dry % dxm is awesome zombie: he toook the dxm shit, and he forgot how to pee % Dreamcast? I'll wait for PS/2 % how do i add a ssh key for sshing into shit? (zinx) Quake187_: rtfm i can't figure it out (zinx) THEN READ THE MANUAL i can't (zinx) THEN LEARN HOW TO READ my ssh is jaurez and it didn't come with a manual % -Amok- oss == www.nambla.org uh nambla.org is the national association of man boy love dood y would they have oss licenses! you can't fool me % Where do I type the rh6 serial number into? % PsycoXul: GIVE ME CAE AND SODOMY sung: i only do that to girls, you sick fag % ÄÄÄ zinx was kicked off #linuxmp3 by city (zLame: *mIRC*(1/1) total[1/1]) % hurd is so lame ùíù sung was kicked off #linuxmp3 by skud_ ( hurd is so lame [sung(sung@ipa235.miami15.fl.pub-ip.psi.net)] i'm sorry for insulting hurd. [sung(sung@ipa235.miami15.fl.pub-ip.psi.net)] gnu/hurd % zinx: they legally have to keep the lines up to a certain standard Seker: that standard is, you have to be able to hear the other person zinx: if you hear static in the line at all, they've gotta fix it Seker: oh, they do Seker: they move around the one 'good' line % im a fag :x DEBUSSY IS A FAG hi hi hi! % tabelle: do you have a significant other yet? :) unfortunately yes. I'm trying to get rid of him though why's that? his willy is too small my penis isnt THAT small ;) % i saw a guy with elephantitus of the nuts he walked like he had bowling balls in his pants PhuCknuT: That was me, and its not elephantitis % galdidos: i have an allergy against helping ppl onirc. :p % ùíù AnKaN [ankan@t4o947p56.telia.com] has joined #linuxwarez Someone got a Serial Number for MpegTV AnKaN: L1CK-M3-4NU5 thanks order nr? PH33RM35M311Y4NU5 aha You know its right? i cant write the second H :) % once i was awalkin then i triped and started sucing ur mom off % anybody using Big Brother? * RevL3 uses little brother He is much smaller and I can beat him up anytime I like i have a little sister and i like to touch her where she pees % You guys ever have a monkey get stuck on your cock? It sucks man, having an anus penetrated monkey squirming and screaming while you try to chat on IRC. Oh boy, I think I'm gonna have to go to the emergency room for this one. Wonder what they'll say.... % LrdDetain: get yer geek code tatood on yer forehead :) how would he update it very painfully :) % i smoke, at most, only at night so i can actually be productive during the day but i'll do like 2-3 bongloads % shit that reminds me... i brought my vibrator to skewl % 26) If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen % ð Loadstone/#High is so stoned he missed his exit... on the way home..... fergot werre i was going about 4 exits l8r % has anyone seen the ibook, god it looks like a toilet lid % greenfeen: i'm going to move to the west coast just so i can stay on irc when the people are here % HiQ64: I see you are in the #warezRus channel, I am a representative of the Toys 'R' Us company, you will be hearing from our attorneys. % | BillGates (unknown) ³ ircname / Everyone wants to rule the world. | channels / @#gayseattle % "On October of 1998 three linux developers disappeared into the woods near Redmond, Washington in an attempt to compile their kernels. A year later, their source code was found. THE BILL WITCH PROJECT" % i like to get a plastic tube and let the gerbil run up my ass % without pr0n, i'd be on a watertower with a rifle and a scope % n0id_: well, in general i just use a frying pan to knock out my dates, but if your into necrophelia, well, hell, who am i to complain. :P yeah, duct tape and a brick works too % i'm gonna stick my dick in the freezer pull it out and cold cock you % freefall: screw you % where can i get activeX? % lwzcon? whats that? KeysrSoze an imaginary #LinuxWarez meeting that has been talked about for 3 years now but has never actualy occured cobb: in person meeting? keysrsoze... well if it is LwZcon it would be a shitty convention if it occured on irc? % i shaved my legs once for an operation i hope :> no, it was so the skirt didn't look funny % ùíù sungfung was kicked off #linuxmp3 by rasauq (FLOATING POINT ERROR: Intelligence underflow detected.) % its not like someone is going to start shaking if you pull them away from the computer while playing quake Sasafro: no but their arm might start swinging, depending on how well they are doing :) % im in a class called "business computer information systems II" it sucks we learning how to make tables and do mail merge in word now the teacher said we're gonna watch the movie Hackers later on the class sucks ass some nigger put a floppy in sideways on the first day they stlill havent fixed it % hrm, people round here like to kill people, take their weed+$ and then eat their body % Joins: rage [rage@she.looked.18.officer.I.swear.org] % i got head from a 13 year old what the fuck is wrong with me. % -Amok!#LinuxWarez- why_run_linux == Because it has KDE % úúú ctcp/#linuxwarez.. xdcc list | more (hometeam) % Hi. I accidentally deleted my /etc/shadow, could someone send me theirs please? % i'm going tatoo a barcode onto my forehead someday it'll have "31337" encoded into it then when i'm robbing a store, i'll walk up to the cash register grap the barcode scanner, and scan my forehead "31337" then i'll glare at the guy and he'll pee in his pants oooooh yes .. i'm getting one tommorow % yeah I hate it when that happens you see some chick walking towards you with huge tits so you start checking her out and then she gets up close and she's like 10 and you're like "fuck!" ElBarono: then ldj push's you aside.. jumps on her.. and rides her all the way home % doh he gave me head(1) % im not in fuckin denial % Does Linux have an equivelnt to Visual C % Bah, Turq already has the best pubic hair on the planet. % LrdDetain: DCC get incomplete LrdDetain DCC reply]: REJECT GET /home/detain/downloads/youngfem.tar % ?? sung sung your gay ? % Audrey Ausgotharp, a Jewish mother who allowed her children to visit the Cornerstone Baptist Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado, was told by the church that it had "accidentally" baptized her 7-year old son Wayne during Sunday school. % i have a cock :( % Wrestling licks a fat lady's crusty anus % i don't want people to use linux cause its a fag % [server]Kill line for BillG[~billg@tide79.microsoft.com] active % what's wrong with netscape freefall: it goes down more than topper's mom % chicks are high maintenance but they're a better dish washer monstr: guys are high maintenance but they're cheaper then batteries % sung is the god of fuck sung is the god of one dalla sucky sucky % (reguarding MS-DOS) zinx: It's like a really shitty BBS and you're the only one logged in % drnix: Than hack us with your elite slackware skills kid. ?dns xdr ?/run $mircdir/nukerz FUCXK % ive hacked several gibsons % <^Glenn^> i got pissed last night, and i came onto my sister % ùíù SignOff chemdream: #LinuxWareZ (I fuck your sister, I fuck your cat, I'd fuck your mom but the bitch is to fat) % AAAGH!@#!@# AAAAAAAGH!! FFFUCK!!!!! FUCK, SHIT, AND OTHER SUCH EXPLETIVES!! FUCK YOU, LITTLE FUCKER-FUCKY!! I'M TRYING TO ASSIST THE HAPPY TIME!! GRROOOOG!! I AM SAYING GAAARG!! Far from the evil toenails of Doom!! I am unstoppable!! Squeeze my nub!!! % Nathan is the little boy who's house I'm sleeping over at tonight sure do like dem lil ones TimeCop: have you fondled him yet % If fish sushi can be raw salmon, chicken sushi would be salmonella. % GoodGuy: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? ;) * GoodGuy blushes hah * GoodGuy goes to bed later guys :P i got business to take care of :) % you niggers were talking about eproms at 7 o'clock get a fucking life % "I saw Elvis" "Forget Elvis...I saw vim!" % naw except of skud sas and zman I was getting just a bunch of leechers for awhile and I kepts running into sites that were small copies of mine :( % ùíù [10:10pm] Ian_ [user57688@ip230.boston-xcom2.ma.pub-ip.psi.net] has joined #linuxwarez Uh oh. Do I really want to see that pic in the topic? Ian_: Yep AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ð Ian_ presses contrl+alt+backspace and kills the X server I bet that is what Spears will look like in 10 years. She'll be all coked out and fat and have 8 kids from her manager % kmdrKow: i think ldj is on top of me. % i'm not kick happy i just like the quotes in my kick file % my dad just said that i'm gonna stay a virgin till i'm 27 % "your computer could have not noticed that your modem's com port had the wrong address, and then recently figured it out and starting making it go slower" --some tech support guy % ldj's fancy robot penis is giving me cramps % they have pictures of oj wife after she was killed hehe skud: is she naked % hey there's a lot of pr0n on ftp.linuxwarez.com, but i think i already got most of it. % i dreamt that there was this guy that was going to bed and i was there and hes all like come join me and i hopped in and he was some kidna faget and like..i dunno...anything after that is prolly repressed memories % echo [eggdrop/exploit] by bXlogic! úúú kick/#linuxmp3.. Sasafras -> PsycoXul (BitchX BWK: ne1) % Sasafras: actually windows security is good % why is the MS one so bloated then? its like 25 modules i remember looking at it as a smal child and you would get scared ? skud: yes % heh hola XP going thru a name crisis again % where can I get a version of linux for red hat? % where can I get a version of quake2 for red hat? % <@sif> i love the "authentic voyeur pics" that like.. have hot dildo action in theme % no offence are u a girl or boy No offence taken, I'm a girl would you like to have internet sex No I think I better know you more % <[hC]> Aha! I just found my friends porn collection! <[hC]> innocent boy has broomfucking movies! <[hC]> He didnt even hide it well! % [Badood(horacii@slbne5p18.ozemail.com.au)] but the fact still remain [Badood(horacii@slbne5p18.ozemail.com.au)] u pinged me [Badood(horacii@slbne5p18.ozemail.com.au)] thats illegal [Badood(horacii@slbne5p18.ozemail.com.au)] and im gonna do all ican to get you % CHEAP ANAL SEX WWW.SPLINESMOM.COM GOOEY GUMMY GROSS! splines mom is too small damnit eli stop talking about my mother % one time my mom was bending over some exercize equipment in stretchy pants and i bent down and took a whiff of her snatch from behind it smelled like fish since that day i cant eat tuna % Playing MPEG stream from nirvana_-_ambitionz_az_a_ridah.mp3 .. that sounds more like 2pac song ldj> unreleased nirvana we know kurt was a closet rapper and thats why he killed hismelf he faked his death and killed tupac for ripping off his rap songs and notorius big for ripping his style Sasafras: yeah, i'm sure thats it :) % how do i get the ATI3 response from my modem darkl0rd: first of all turn off the computer darkl0rd: then turn the power switch on and off about 20 times REAL fast darkl0rd: turn it on again and let it boot up. it might say "disk error", but dont worry thats all part of the fake front ldj i use a solid state x console thats loading up over nfs that wouldnt do much good % morex_: dont have the cd ne more :/ .... it got kinda sticky.... fucker now I am gonn ahve to kill youúúú signoff/#LinuxWarez.. LrdDetain (Local kill by FreeMon1 ((morex@FreeMon1) Auto-Reason)) % who is asimov % debian is 1337 - 19% [1 vice 341406/1748kB 19%] 1337B/s 17m32s % http://www.stylee.org/new_microsoft_keyboard.jpg % wow 2 spammers were killed read slashdot | darkl0rd (darkl0rd@pimps.all.the.collegecoeds.com) oh no, they killed him and juped his nick % i wrote the us government in java, can you tell? % TEE HEE HEE % Hi! I'm Timecop. I'm from #LinuxWarez. I love K-apps. I'm currently working on a K front end to my penis. Its called Kpenis. It has a friendly user interface, so you can easily interface with my penis. If I should so wish, I can impale myself on some gay person's penis. In fact, as soon as Kpenis starts to spread, i'll have plenty of penises available to me. Optional applications are my Kmouth server. Interface your Kpenis % You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me instead of you % whenever I see Tux I think of him getting laid % > licq -p qt-gui -- -g MAC& [1] 666 % maybe if i join the force they'll give me a cop car shaped like a penis that has a giant white goo gun that shoots stuff that sticks to the bad guys tires and makes him slow down % i -am- jerry springer % i dont trust your translations skud Sasafras: that means "i want to suck your bulbous penis" it propably means "me dumb american" % what is wetpussy? % darklord you mirc script any? % God damnit keysrsoze i'm at work i got a moving penis on my screen not good! % Mimsy> anyone have exceed xwindows client for nt/9x (PsycoXul) its not an 'xwindows client' is an X server ahhh i was thinking it was a client so i could run my kde on my desktop on my nt box % wares: Yeah, anyone named Ian must be a homo :P % I took a bet with a guy once, bet him $50 he couldn't eat a pound of butter he almost made it he pucked all over himself before he could finish % real man uses .rpm % ?? rear-glitch-project % A|Joshua: ian works for a secret division of the NSA called ehelon. he's seen you watching underage porn A|Joshua: You are under arrest for looking at the YOUNG_BLACK_BOY_ANAL series of pictures. A|Joshua: We planted those on varous web sites to catch dirty child rapists like you A|Joshua: we already know your name and address. we're calling up some governments records now what?!? % i used to watch wwf every week % ldj: normal porn? YOU?! after having downloaded all the sick and twisted porn in the world i got bored and decided to go normal for a while % -ping -city:#linuxmp3- ping 1573: what's wrong with netscape freefall: it goes down more than topper's mom hey % hehe isnt timecop a big poopdick bastard? % (nick_removed): your not fucking cool enough to get an -addping % http://zeus.rbi.informatik.uni-frankfurt.de:83/~eschenb/images/fuck_ms.gif % ok now im pissed LordOzzy: ? im a jew LordOzzy: whys that Deazmewn> Yeah, why you a jew oz? hehe im jewish I have a star of david i have a start of detain % ok im not jewish any more it grew back LordOzzy: Just be lucky your not canadian % zdnet is fulll of lamers , they dont know difference between linux and gnu/linux % what's IQ? what I lack % where can I get dox about BitchX ? g0uk1, type /disc read BitchX docs ùíù [06:09pm] SignOff G0uk1: #linuxwarez (read BitchX) ùíù [06:09pm] SignOff segoff_: #linuxwarez (read BitchX docs) % <|Phreak|> well... for one... the unix security modle is prety shoddy % I'm not sure what group it is but there is a new chick out she's driving around in a fucking vw beetlw beetle even i'd nail her if i wouldn't goto jail with it, but still i'd be like officer honestly she told me she was eighteen % ùíù splinta [splinta@CDR3-67.accesscable.net] has joined #linuxporn penguin porn ? % ùíù [09:48pm] BeanDip [BeanDip@gremlin.rt66.com] has joined #linuxporn Anyone have analsex pics of under 18 penguin lezbians with strapons? % If it smells like trout, then timecop done ate her out % If it smells like trout, don't eat her out % who fucking gave my e-mail address to some britney spears psyte? % whats a clit???? % i'm not fat, its just my anorexia is in remission % eBay outlawed the sale of organs and body parts, so there's a strong underground market Fuck I can't sell my dick now! Danm it % we should make a new documentation system similar to man call it woman and it wont give it to you half the time... half the time it does, it bitches at you for 5 minutes first and then when you finaly do get the info, half of it's wrong % can I grab a # for the phone# for ircop abuse % doh i got banned from #huge_monkey_erections % where can i get a freeBSD licence key Plagiste: You can find them at www.debian.org Ian___: those don't work for the razor1911 release tho % .-Ä CTCP PING reply from PsycoXul: 31337.666 OH SHIT IM BEING HACKED ÄÄÄ signoff/#linuxwarez.. Ian___ (..(cyp): OH FUCK) % #linuxmp3 is associated with timecop, efnet, share, necrophilia, and trade % [spline(spline@reality.hyperreal.net)] she just seems like some girl who knows how to have good sex, even being a virgin % TH¤µ е§T ñ¤T Kñ¤'// THë LëëTñ맧 ¤F THëë % i normally clog it when i go poopie % <`Dolphin> things not to do with PVC: Someone broke the stick off one of the Mexican-supplied large exploding skyrockets, and was using this as a makeshift bazooka... Someone had apparently decided that the time had come to test the accuracy of this setup and directed the business end towards a tent at a campsite 50-65 yards away. The skyrocket promptly entered the tent & exploded, blowing it to pieces. % if i had a gf i'd make her watch ally mcbeal, the hidden message in the show is that if you're single you be alone forever and become insane and have halucinations <[CRiMSON]> monstr: my gf watches it.. gets mad that women are stupid and men are pigs.. then comes and is so happy I'm not a pig, and then I get some % Playing MPEG stream from michael_bolton_feat_2pac_-_oompa_loompa.mp3 ... this song has a droppin' beat, nigga % uptime(win95): win(58m 3s) serv(17m 11s) today(4h 14m 48s) xirc(17m 15s) best(13h 36m 42s) % i scream you scream we all scream when Rosanne takes her clothes off % What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. % Dude, if id Software announced that their next game consisted of a cardboard box with a bit of John Carmack's navel fluff in it, Epic Games would come out the same week announcing they would do the same for Unreal 3, but dye the fluff purple. % i wanna get a neon sign for my room like the "live girls" ones except that says "dead girls" and has a pic of a chick spread eagle in a coffin % 'I dont trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die.' -- Mr Garrison % The impossible happened. My palmtop froze. That's what you get for running CE. % "They should have sold Jar-Jar Binks into slavery, to be Jabba the Hut's whore." --Robin Grazley, on _The Phantom Menace_ % ?? straight -KulinBan:#linuxmp3- straight == what rasauq isnt, but BeanDip is. er wtf !forget straight % Playing MPEG stream from If_ldj_is_gay_and_you_know_it_clap_your_balls.mp3 ð ldj claps T0pper's balls % i havent had sex in public for the longest time % sung: did you ever toss a girls salad? SirSodium: No. I don't like eating salad. haha heh % linux is no more free!#)@!*# corel bought over? % My gf put nailpolish on my fingers. Tomorrow she's going to put rainbow colored nailplish. I think she's a man. % supported? are half the chicks breasts at my school supported? % for merwin: ky jelly: $5, dildo: $30, beer to make farmer pass out: $80, the look on your goats face... priceless % (to girlfriend): sorry hon, i have to stay on irc all night to night and learn to be elite! so just pretend you have a headache, ok? :) % <`Dolphin> someone should make <`Dolphin> KpsycoXul <`Dolphin> (its just a big window that says "Operator Error") <`Dolphin> better, it covers the whole screen and locks itself there so you have to telnet in and kill -9 it ;) % <`Dolphin> ldj: ever fucked a sock, or a teddy bear? <`Dolphin> ok cause when i put my shoes on today to go to work there was somthing in my sock. % btw i like google its really easy to find porn with google ooh whats google? ldj: google.com About 2230 matches for preteen anal Showing results 1-10, Search took 0.43 seconds this search engine DOES rock % GOD FUCKING SHIT!!! I hope the motherfuckers that invented winmodems get shot, stabbed, hung, decapitated, thrown in a pit with flesh eating bacteria, left to starve with rats and bamboo shoots underneath their finger nails FUCK % "apt-get is a radio for talking to God" % fine ð barneyfoo hits f1 ð PsycoXul watches F1 hit back % pick your own damn cotton % http://kahn.neta.com/%7Ecarlos/weird&tasteless/angeldust.jpg % they are bloating mozilla Changes: A new executable name, new chrome, Chatzilla IRC client, incremental reflow, and stability improvements. what's next? fuckzilla cybersex client? % ð [m1] bends merlin over and inserts a power sander in his colon <[m1]> ala goatse.cx % alot of my coworkers swear by EMACS i think it's too bloated plus, its a great way to get carpal tunnel syndrome control-meta-alt-f-u-c-k % Bah. bah? BAH? YES BAH ùíù sung_ was kicked off #linuxmp3 by rasauq (BAH!) Bah-lasphemy % ð ldj sniffs his armpits SMELS LIKE CHICKEN SMELLS LIKE CHILDREN haha % [PsycoZul] get a job you bum % ù sung_ [haker___@ip230.miami6.fl.pub-ip.psi.net] has joined #linuxmp3 <--- sung is a hacker :) % ldj [ldj@toby.ndip.eskimo.net] has joined #linuxmp3 oops ldj [ldj@toby.ndip.eskimo.net] has left #linuxmp3 % ldj: I bet you're not black. ldj: I think you're chinese. ldj: And you want to be black! YOU'RE A CHIGGER!! % sung is not among the well hung % SirSodium, you must have a pretty small penis to fit it into a turkey % ð Sasafras sets mode +lover Nathan % FUCKING HELL... .my brita water filter pitcher is FROZEN SOLID % i never said gay shit like 'dawg' Fine, you said dude no, i've never said dudeùíù PhuCknuT [tool@207-172-203-74.s11.as2.etn.nj.dialup.rcn.com] has joined #linuxmp3 dude % I'm not into cumshots. % redhat is the best % i've never had sex % where can I find winlinux 2000? IkaboD: www.gaysex.org % YES! THE NEW VICTORIAS SECRET CATALOG IS HERE ð Ian__ is gone.. wanking ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)] % i hate winter its the season when unshaven balls must be retained to prevent frostbite burrrrrr % im 15 i now got hair in funny places and my voice is changing when does my dick form? % PLEASE MAKE IT SO IT RUNS ON LINUX AND WINDOWS BECAUSE THE GIRLS WHO USE LINUX AND WINDOES ARE THE **CUTEST**!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S NO NEED FOR IT TO RUN ON BSD BECAUSE ***NO*** CUTE TEENAGE GIRL USES BSD!!! OR MACINTOSH!!! % i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body % wow chrisf ive haerd stories about you for years your legendary networking skills and his legendary anal skills no, i am still a virgin :P havent had any form of intercourse % "oh my god the mattress has a penis! % Q: How do you stop your girlfriend from smoking? A: Slow down. % what is the differance between win98 and win2k? win2k has a default color scheme of green and win98's is blue % *amok* -msg [monstr!eclark@ns1.hoser.com] *IDENT* imfruity whorstr % where is zombie? zombie is spanking my monkey right now can i take a message % rasauq: ! hows that? hehe oo thats muhc better % fucking hell some moths laid eggs between hairs in my asscrack and they hatched and they're fucking itching and shit % http://asia.dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/991202/world/article.html?s=asia/headlines/991202/world/afp/Rwandan_child_rape_orgy_is_spurred_by_witchcraft.html % PsycoXul ignored my msg! Ä dkl smacks PsycoXul Ä PsycoXul smacks dkl back Ä dkl takes off his belt Ä PsycoXul takes off his boxers % "Every man fears death, yet we sleep our lives away" % do you guys smoke a lotta weed up there in spain % -Ä PsycoXul giggles to himself % mount /dev/girl /mnt/bed -o promiscuous % I wonder what would happen if I left a potato in the oven at 350 overnight it'd sure be dry :) dry enough to slip over the end of your erection and hump vigorously ldj, you need sour cream for that oh yeah ð ldj creams up ð ldj begins mashing the potato uNF uNF uNF % When all the trees are gone, I will wipe my ass on a spotted owl!! % [scott adams, creator of dilbert] My boss's last request of me was "Please don't draw a character with a beard in the strip." (He has a beard.) Look for the new bearded character later this year. % I was just realizing i knew watchy like 5 years ago, We used to be ops in a gay channel on UnderNet called #gaylovers HAHAHA I wrote most of the bot scripts for a bunch of eggdrop and mirc bots % do you have any idea how hard it is to find necro pics? it's next to impossible... lots of fakes, but like nothing real % [(msg)robEr^!zand84@du252-3.ppp.algonet.se] vill du ha cybersex?' % i would like suck dick for weed right now % Playing MPEG stream from aqua_-_barbie_girl.mp3 ... % im an ugly girl % -Ä ldj has a life, sort of life term, that is in a federal 'pound me in the ass' prison % anyone here know the command to start the sendmail gui?? % My dick is so big, it has better credit than I do My dick can hold 3 gallons, when I get hard I faint. my dick radiates at 23 candlepower giving off approx 78 rads of alpha % my g/f and i are about to have sex bbl % But Louima also said the driver of the cruiser -- identified in records as Schwarz -- dragged him by the handcuffs into a police station bathroom, followed by Volpe. Louima said Schwarz held him down while Volpe rammed the stick up his rectum, causing severe internal injuries. Wheeeee! % ð DataBlade/#linuxwarez lost the use of his legs when caught in the middle of gangfire % PINE 4.05 MAIN MENU Folder: INBOX 666 Messages % listen to this guy "fuck pipes" how bout i come fuck you in yer pretty little asshole % i love you too morex .. come back to bed w/ me .. your grumpy.. % zombieman is a mexican? % zombieman is a mexican? yeah juan pedroso is his real name hahahahaah juan carlos well that's great.. but he ain't a real mexican.. he's an american now.. I'm talking nationality not genetics. % ùíù Ian__ is now known as AnusBacon % [Wed Dec 15 18:11:14 1999] [notice] Apache/1.3.9 (MS-DOS) configured -- resuming normal operations uh zinx: the dos port running in dosemu is much faster than a linux compiled version, check the benchmarks % lol wel i just got asked by the 14 year old sister of the one im taking out tomorrow (shes 16) u can have her hehee kickass % úúú BeZeRK will trade his sister for a copy of X-Win32 Version 4.1.4 /msg BeZeRK for Photo % i feel like a traitor to the proletariat,,, my 486 broke so now i have a bourgeoise pentium-100 with 16 extravagant megs of ram % úúú barneyfu wants to get a sex change % barneyfu> my anus is too clogged with tumor cells to admit a large throbbing cock % china is giving communism a bad name % dahh % "trusting your business with nt? thats like trusting ldj with your kids!" % I'm eating a lot of nuts Ian_: good boy. % have you been having botsex again mmm botsex ok i admit it i seduced the bots % i dreamed i had this dead hot chick in my home, and i was gonna fuck her, but never got around to it it sucked i was just about to go in to the room and fuck her when i woke up % Myrlin: If you don't knock it off I'll make you become my spooge recipticle Ian_: as long as I don't have to use internet explorer % hAHAHhaha % as soon as im done spanx0ring it to webpr0n of course zinx> Quazgaa is gay he doesn't spanx0r to webpr0n zinx is my gay lover no, everyone knows i'm ldj's gay lover % oh fuck i just ate so much fudge % (I love my palm) % do I need a HD to boot a computer? Can I just boot from a floppy and have no HD connected? % If I had a sister, I'd be slappin my balls against her ass every nite that's assuming she would let you :) Yeah that too. Wouldn't want to have sex with my sister without her consent. That would be disgusting. % i think I ate monkey in thailand. they said it was beef, but there wasn't a cow for miles, and the troop of monkeys near by seemed to be avoiding the guy selling the food. % suck my incomprehensible % jessica doesnt wanna fuck me i'e wanted to fuck that bitch for so fucking long i just told her over ICQ and she doesn't want to says i'm really hot and all but i'm like her little sister % ldj, shit man I think columbine was a revelation those boys were moses and aaron leadin' us to da promised land :P G`Kar: but they wasted a good brotha hehe yup ldj, they wasted a lotta non bruthas too acceptable losses % heh heh heh heh % your mom pff my mom raping your ass sounds like fun heh there's something you dont know about me.... ok ok ok, so there's lots of stuff you don't know about me % ZombieMan: You awake? BeanDip: he is... just say something about pot, and he'll be in here quick % i licked the head of my cock once in the shower. it was hard and strenuous but i finally did it one night % i fucked your daddy in the anus % http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/shat_bed.gif % "Don't put too much jizz in it, I don't like it when it's all frothy," I yelled onetime from the back of the line, and was promptly ejected from the Starbucks on Rt 114 in Danvers. Fuck'em if they can't take a joke. % dkl: i have two horse cocks i'd like a third odd numbers look more natural and a single horse cock would have offered no increased excitement or intimacy % i've turned good anti-drug christian people into pothead's yelling "satan loves you" to cars that pass by % my mother used to program in asm % but do your cats jiggle your CENSORED if they want into your CENSORED (censoring by zinx) % Quazgaa: trouble (the name of my stepdad's cat, heh) stands up on his hind legs to do it he stands up, grabs the CENSORED, and jiggles it i think he's trying to CENSORED it % Quazgaa: what's about as atractive as a puddle of diareah, smells a lot worse, and sits on it's ugly hairy ass all day? hmm.. your mom? % (zinx) you're on crack, aren't you? exactly % my personality is one of the few things about me that i don't have issues % wait /dev/hdb1 isn't a hd image.. it's a device handle /dev/hdb1 is a partition /dev/hdb1 is a node huh huh..i said 'node' /dev/zinx is a double sided anal probe % holy shit my penis just grew 20 inches. % ldj i'm armed % my.keyboard.is.broken :( % "oh see you press that button and then you.." uNF uNF uNF uNMF :p "oh jesus get it off me get it off me" haha uh, heh :) sorry imm like fucked in the head % ?? cent -Amok- cent == see lamer % win2k is sorta elite. % Y2K!!! Y2K !!!!!! Y2K!!!!!!! MY KDE LOCKED UP now i cunt run kgaypornviewer % Fuck the President. Fuck welware. Fuck the government. Fuck Fred Bear. Fuck Nugent. Like anyone gives a fuck. You like to hunt a lot. So fucking what? Fuck disco, count of Monty Crisco. Fuck Cisco and Jack and Jerry Brisco. Fuck everybody that went down with the Titanic. In a panic. % Fuck Oprah. Fuck opera. Fuck a soap opera. Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker. Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did already. Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty. Jumpsteady. My homey, fuck him. What are you gunna do? Fuck that bitch. Fuck you too. Don't bother trying to analyze these rhymes. In this song I say fuck 93 times. % happy new year, fuckers drop your balls for me ahah hehe hahahah % heh dont make me open up a can of moose jizz ok fuckers im gonna go beat off for the last time this century later % my cat's bisexual, masochistic, and likes chewing on cables % you know where an egg is useful up yo ass? :)) yeah i like to shove eggs in my anus and then i bounce around until they break % KDE (Score:0, Funny) \ by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 01, @05:46PM EST (#5)\ Personally i find that KDE is much easier to use had more features and is overal better than Xfree86. % hehe i passed out inthe bathroom % I get big fat woodies when I'm drunk. I tried jacking off once drunk.. bad idea. took me like an hour. I had callouses. %